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A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

Nowie Nov 8, 2026, 2:26 pm EST	A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies! So, I was walking to Coles and some members of the Tablelands Patrol Group were walking to their station and I was like "Hey Dood" like I do... They said, "Everyday they get to wake up is a good day." I said, "I like it when it's hot and the hotter the better." I realise that was an incredibly dumb thing to say, hotter isn't always better. FNQ (Far North Queensland.) is in a heat wave and now I'm worried about the wallabies... Back in Brisbane you could sit outside on the Redcliffe Peninsula and just soak up the sun all day every day, sure I ran the air conditioner; but only for my electronics so I could play "Need For Speed Hot Pursuit" (2010). I've been cooped up in my bedroom with the fan going all day every day and fortunately I got an evaporative cooler from Lifeline. I'm looking forward to the heat wave ending... I was basically boiled one day in Cooktown and I forgot what that was like, but now I'm raising the white flag and saying no more heat wave. It would be nice if those doods who control the weather could send some rain! Yes, I'd settle for a thunderstorm! I say a lot of stoopid shit, it's only November and I'm already fried! I even told a lady who was going to take me to Granite Gorge that I would rather the wallabies chill out in a creek, so they don't get fried! And Mareeba is a lot less humid than Cooktown!@! If I was in Cooktown, I'd be cooked! It would be brutal! I can only hope that my wallabies aren't BBQ'd by now, so sad, too hot! Need a cyclone! I wonder if those HAARP doods take requests?
Anonymous Coward Nov 8, 2026, 2:28 pm EST	RE: A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies! [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5U9QRiY46I]
Nowie Nov 8, 2026, 2:35 pm EST	RE: A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies! Beck-Meh I was never a fan of Beck; I've got no idea why they're famous.

Nov 8, 2026, 2:26 pm EST

A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

So, I was walking to Coles and some members of the Tablelands Patrol Group were walking to their station and I was like "Hey Dood" like I do...

They said, "Everyday they get to wake up is a good day." I said, "I like it when it's hot and the hotter the better."

I realise that was an incredibly dumb thing to say, hotter isn't always better. FNQ (Far North Queensland.) is in a heat wave and now I'm worried about the wallabies...

Back in Brisbane you could sit outside on the Redcliffe Peninsula and just soak up the sun all day every day, sure I ran the air conditioner; but only for my electronics so I could play "Need For Speed Hot Pursuit" (2010).

I've been cooped up in my bedroom with the fan going all day every day and fortunately I got an evaporative cooler from Lifeline.

I'm looking forward to the heat wave ending... I was basically boiled one day in Cooktown and I forgot what that was like, but now I'm raising the white flag and saying no more heat wave. It would be nice if those doods who control the weather could send some rain! Yes, I'd settle for a thunderstorm!

I say a lot of stoopid shit, it's only November and I'm already fried!

I even told a lady who was going to take me to Granite Gorge that I would rather the wallabies chill out in a creek, so they don't get fried!

And Mareeba is a lot less humid than Cooktown!@! If I was in Cooktown, I'd be cooked! It would be brutal! I can only hope that my wallabies aren't BBQ'd by now, so sad, too hot! Need a cyclone!

I wonder if those HAARP doods take requests?

Anonymous Coward

Nov 8, 2026, 2:28 pm EST

RE: A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5U9QRiY46I]

Nowie

Nov 8, 2026, 2:35 pm EST

RE: A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

Beck-Meh

I was never a fan of Beck; I've got no idea why they're famous.

A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

RE: A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

RE: A short story. Nowie capitulates!@! Poor wallabies!

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