Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread!

Farting Fred Oct 16, 2026, 2:42 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My name is Farting Fred My farts will knock you dead So don't you pull my finger You best do as I said My name is Farting Fred For flatulence I'm zealous When I break a hearty wind All the skunks get jealous My name is Farting Fred I fart and then I wipe Then I make a poop report And this is what I type
Anonymous Coward Oct 16, 2026, 4:13 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! Lynyrd Skynàgogúe is Làdy Jäne Smïth or her husband
Anonymous Coward Oct 17, 2026, 11:10 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! I dropped a pile of poo the consistency of peanut butter. I spent quite a long time wiping as I kept smearing it.
Sidewalk Surprise Oct 18, 2026, 2:13 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! I fart whenever I please If you smell it you'll wheeze Inhale too deeply you'll get a disease I fart with grace and ease
Windy Jim Oct 18, 2026, 2:16 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! This miserable sinner Had baked beans for dinner The resulting flatulence Declared Satan the winner
Drislynn Schitz Oct 18, 2026, 2:19 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! One never knows When a foul wind blows One can only turn up their nose And insert an enema hose
Stinky Pete Oct 18, 2026, 2:24 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! The baked beans and broccoli were in cahoots To give me a case of the raging scoots Because when I blew a fart I shit in my boots
Quantum Farter Oct 18, 2026, 4:07 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! My farts occupy all time and space All fresh air in the universe they displace You will find it a disgrace When I blow some in your face
Dr. Cornhole Jones Oct 18, 2026, 4:15 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! If your having regularity problems, I recommend a big bowl of bran flakes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You should have a BM within 24 to 36 hours, a very large stinky one, so be prepared to go to the poop knife. Treat your bowels right and your bowels will treat you right.
The Flushing Philosopher Oct 18, 2026, 10:44 am EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! The turd looked upon the world With a sense of pride For it had found like treasure What all of us have inside To know the inner secrets of humanity Unlike any other philosopher or physician That's why flushing a turd is often A difficult decision
Dag McGrunthammer Oct 19, 2026, 6:23 am EDT	Poop Report Took a disgusting shit, a fifteen inch nearly black log that smelled like a dead skunk. The wipe was gross, used a half roll to wipe, like greasy clay it was. Then I dug out even more butt nuggets, like a hockey puck was stuck up there, so disgusting.
Elaine Oct 22, 2026, 7:34 pm EDT	RE: Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread! "That's why flushing a turd is often A difficult decision"