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MotherFook!@! MotherFookers cause Nowie Disaster!!! I lost my iPhone at Lifeline! No!@! I don't blame Lifeline. Fook!

Nowie Nov 4, 2026, 6:42 pm EST	MotherFook!@! MotherFookers cause Nowie Disaster!!! I lost my iPhone at Lifeline! No!@! I don't blame Lifeline. Fook! So, I had my iPhone at Lifeline and was trying to check my bank balance. I put my phone on the counter to take out my debt card to pay $1.50 Aud for a copy of Ed Wood's "Bride of the Monster" and I forgot to put my phone back in my pocket! A couple of Aborigines were standing behind me and I was cloud nine because Lifeline had a ED Wood movie as everydood would be! I get home and reach inside my pocket for my keys and no iPhone SE 3rd Gen (2022) and I was like Fook!@! No Fook! So, I went back to Lifeline and the ladies hadn't seen it! My iPhone got stolen! (Due to my negligence, but still stolen!) I paid $99 Aud for that iPhone! I don't think this situation merits a "Dumb and Dumber" response because it's partly my fault. But I do think that the local druggies should be punished by adding the $100 Aud to cost of all their drugs which is apparently $20 Aud making the new price of crack, fentanyl and meff $120 Aud a dose. Soon I'll replace by E-Bike lock due to Chrisco gift cards at Big W for a cost of $22 Aud and although my E-Bike should be secure it's too hot to risk the E-Bike battery. Fook, MotherFookers stealing MotherFooking MotherFooked phones! I'm probably going to have to get a new phone and I didn't anticipate the cost of the new phone. Fook! MotherFooking, MotherFookers promoting MotherFooking MotherFooked phone theft MotherFooker!
Elaine Nov 4, 2026, 7:13 pm EST	RE: MotherFook!@! MotherFookers cause Nowie Disaster!!! I lost my iPhone at Lifeline! No!@! I don't blame Lifeline. Fook! Sorry to hear it.
Nowie Nov 4, 2026, 7:24 pm EST	RE: MotherFook!@! MotherFookers cause Nowie Disaster!!! I lost my iPhone at Lifeline! No!@! I don't blame Lifeline. Fook! MotherFooking MotherFookers selling MotherFooked Phones! Reboot-It has great cheap phones, but not ones that are an upgrade from my iPhone SE and it's MotherFooking Christmas!@! So, I deserve something nice! (Paid for by Aus Taxpayers of course!) JB Hifi has a motherfooking $465 Aud iPhone 13 and it has the same chip as that MotherFooking stolen iPhone SE! And a "Fook All" 50% bigger battery! But it does have twice the storage, so that's something and is in "Excellent" condition so hopefully the battery has over 90% of capacity left! My MotherFooking SE had 97% MotherFooking battery! It was as good as a MotherFooking refurbished phone MotherFooking gets! Albeit the MotherFooking 2018 mah battery allowed for Fook All screen time. MotherFook!@! I changed my Apple password and then the two banking passwords, BUT!@! it's still got ALL MY MOTHERFOOKING 2 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION CODES ON IT. I'm going to have to change my Gmail, Telstra, Belong and several other MotherFooking passwords! Fook my life!@! MotherFook!@!
Anonymous Coward Nov 4, 2026, 8:43 pm EST	RE: MotherFook!@! MotherFookers cause Nowie Disaster!!! I lost my iPhone at Lifeline! No!@! I don't blame Lifeline. Fook! Log into your iCloud and wipe the phone. Then contact store to see if it was turned to lost and found ….

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