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Magus
2/24/2025 10:01 pm GMT

I Own The Company Now

Yup yup.

Actually I've had it for a couple of years now but I'm thinking of renaming it something funny.

Let's hear 'em
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 10:02 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magus's anus chair emporium comes to mind

The Squirrels
2/24/2025 10:05 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Who gives a fuck?

LOSER.

Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 10:09 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

^ U do! Or you wouldn't have replied, non business owner.
I was stuck as Vice President for over 10 years. Now I OWN

Who's the loser now? You are
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kal
2/24/2025 10:10 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magoo's Micros. Computers and homemade buttplug store for the discerning manlet.
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Magus
2/24/2025 10:13 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Shut up Kal, u will not steal my thunder you Kentucky manlet.

Suck Daddy
2/24/2025 10:17 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

I think the Moyle bit off the best part of Magus? Oy vey at this putz, this meshuga!

How many years did he suck his Dad's dick before the old coot went retarded and retired so Alex can play big boy? You inherited everything you own you Nepo douchebag hahahaha.
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 10:19 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

^ crying about owning nothing

Hahahahahahahahahhahahah

Infinite jealousy

MGTOW MAGOO
2/24/2025 10:24 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Imagine thinking that inheriting a family business makes you a businessman?

Magoo will never recover from the epic openings he has received here on AE which is why the poor dumb cuck keeps coming back for more.

Magus
2/24/2025 10:27 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Kal, I have a few trash cans that need emptying.
According to your resume: I don't think that "slam poetry", "basket weaving" or being an "anal connesieur" quite match what i had in mind for a technician.
Sorry bud.

Biff Butt Rentboy Review
2/24/2025 10:29 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

MGTOW Magoo's "epic openings" my asshole bigger than a canoe or your money back.

3/5 brown stars on Trust Pilot from 5 reviews.
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Magus
2/24/2025 10:31 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

^ See this is exactly what I mean about not being interested in anal connesieurs

Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 10:35 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magus displaying his inflamed asshole on the board is a forum tradition.

He can't stay away, he loves being humiliated by his betters, it really gets his peepee hard. Unlike his fat wife. Hahahaha.
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 10:47 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Lmao you are still relentlessly dunked on by the lowest of the low beta trolls here like Domains and Nowie you fuckin clownshoe.

Honk Honk!
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Magus
2/24/2025 10:51 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

^ still crying and mad about me like usual eh kal?
You didn't even charge me rent. Thanks for the rent free spot in your mega brain there, kalkek

Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 11:03 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magoo being perma REKT and endlessly searching for his Daddy and AE's approval never gets old.
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 11:07 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Real, I'm a big boy now, energy from Magoo as usual.
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Real
2/24/2025 11:08 pm GMT

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Real
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Real
2/24/2025 11:11 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

It's almost like hearing a boomer unoronically say "no cap"
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Hyper Masculine Toddler PC Repairs
2/24/2025 11:13 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

I'm a big boy now daddy. I'm grown!

Magus
2/24/2025 11:18 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

So, I have two teenage sons. I haven't really been here too often or thought about kal, but when I do, I think of him as a manchild. Like how a teenager or an adolescent carries himself, and the guy has to at least be our age in our late 30s early 40s.

He won't ever grow up. Poor manlet.

Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 11:22 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

A reminder that Magus is like 50 so his Dad must have waited until 70 to leave the family business in Alex's ungrateful little mitts.

Ultimate nepo kid handed everything on a sliver platter. Just like Trump whose knob he slobbers.

Alex
2/24/2025 11:25 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

No im 45 and I don't even know what this Alex thing is all about. Probably a failed dox attempt.

Daily reminder that we all grow up and move on, except for kalkek the manlet of course :)

Magus
2/24/2025 11:33 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Instead of giving me grief, one oughta say: congrats dude! Any pointers?

That's what a reasonable person who isn't assblasted by me picking on them would respond. However, I didn't come here to post that for that interaction.

I came here just to rub it in your faces and point and laugh at you. Not you so much, Kal, your mere existence is a point and laugh. No, I didn't come here for any sort of validation or encouragement, I posted here merely to thumb my nose at you. And laugh, as you are quite amusing to me.

On another place in another time, I have all sorts of useful advice and experience on how to run and start a business but that would require you to have a higher education and I don't see that here LOL
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Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 11:33 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

"Magoo's Micros. Computers and homemade buttplug store for the discerning manlet.
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"Shut up Kal, u will not steal my thunder you Kentucky manlet"



No U was all Magus was ever capable of posting. No change there, it seems?
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Magus
2/24/2025 11:36 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

^ you're confused as always.

Beanus was the "no U" guy. I think even solo coined him as the "NoUtheus" ot some such thing

Anonymous Coward
2/24/2025 11:41 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

No U, Dipshit Magoo.

Nowie
2/25/2025 12:13 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now


Magoo's Micros. Computers and homemade buttplug store for the discerning manlet.


Lulz, poor Magoo... Look on the bright side, butt plugs really have a future among most large city dwellers... So Magoo should have a thriving business.

I look forward to Magoo posting detecting 1970s trends early on...
How to pleasure your metrosexual buddy who really likes men...
Developing business ideas that outlast your clients, citing the Wikipedia article on gays in Ancient Rome...
Mastering the phallus, how to get men into your business...
Incel lyfe, marketing to manlets...

Magus
2/25/2025 12:14 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now...

Call K.G. Kalworth, 877-White-Trash!

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 12:18 am GMT

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Developing business ideas that outlast your clients, citing the Wikipedia article on gays in Ancient Rome...
Mastering the phallus, how to get men into your business...

Thanks Kal, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever read. So did you come up with that all on your own or...?

Magus
2/25/2025 12:23 am GMT

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I don't understand why that freak Nowie keeps on posting his AI generated garble. It's not even AI it's ND. Nowie drivel. Lmao what a retarded fag.

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 12:32 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Freak:

A person or animal on exhibition as an example of a deviation from nature


Imagine going to alien-earth.com only to be called a freak (and taking it as a compliment)

You have reached anus levels that have before only though of as unreachable, Nowie

Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner
2/25/2025 3:22 am GMT

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RE: I Own The Company Now

He done gone deluzonal. I wonder ifen the staff at the nut house know he is gittin online? I bet he snuck a smart phone in when he came back from the weekend pass.

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 3:28 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Any Issues in here ?
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Nowie
2/25/2025 4:21 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now


Thanks Kal, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever read. So did you come up with that all on your own or...?


I sure did, isn't it great?


I don't understand why that freak Nowie keeps on posting his AI generated garble. It's not even AI it's ND. Nowie drivel. Lmao what a retarded fag.


Lulz! That's almost as good as AC's gun mittens!


Imagine going to alien-earth.com only to be called a freak (and taking it as a compliment)

You have reached anus levels that have before only though of as unreachable, Nowie


Woot! To be recognized as an AE luminary like Ms Daisy, and I didn't have to pony up a seat!

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 4:27 am GMT

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