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The Mountain Folk Thread

Billy Bob
Oct 16, 2026, 1:45 pm EDT

The Mountain Folk Thread

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Stunned Pooper
Oct 16, 2026, 2:06 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

I saw corn and peanuts in my poop this morning. Funny thing, I haven't eaten any corn or peanuts in months.

So I think I got SCS. Slow Colon Syndrome. Please pray for me and my diseased slow colon, thanks be to God, amen.

Elaine
Oct 16, 2026, 2:13 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

Thanks for posting. I found an interesting flaw in my code.

10407
Oct 16, 2026, 3:54 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

Low down leavin Sun
Done did everything that needs done
Woe is me, why cant i see
Id best be leaving well enough alone
Them neon night lights, Couldnt stay outta fights
Keep-a-haunting me in memories
Well, theres one in every crowd, for crying out loud
Why was it always turning out to be me

Billy Bob
Oct 16, 2026, 9:28 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

Ain't it nice to be back home again friends?! Many thanks to Elaine fer bringin back a legend amongst the forums. Anyhoo it is Fridy nite and me and Bobby Ray is up in a pine thicket runnin the still. It were powerful hot this summer but now, as the harvest is in full swing, it come a code blast. We had some trouble in Augist and Setembur findin a crick what had snuff water to make a batch of shine. This was on account o the hot, dry weather. The good news is I reckon the Mamsquatch went into hidin fer a spell.


Any o' you folks herd from Sweet? I reckon Magus is still crazy as ever. I do hope Katya is well. I lurked at Lop but I ain't seen Luke in ages. I think bout him ever time I go to the store and see Hot Pockets on sale.

Anonymous Coward
Oct 20, 2026, 12:00 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

Oh yeah, they had a big storm earlier this year in the Florida panhandle. I wonder how Sweet is doin?

Elaine
Oct 20, 2026, 2:13 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

"Ray is up in a pine thicket runnin the still"

I was cleaning out the basement after curmy died, and guess what I found in the deep, dark part of the basement? A still.

I almost didn't recognize it because I hadn't seen one since I was a child vising relatives up in Blue Ridge.

It was so damned old and rusty that it probably would've exploded if anybody put a fire under it. I just left it there for the new owners.

Billy Bob
Oct 20, 2026, 5:26 pm EDT

RE: The Mountain Folk Thread

Yep! Them old ones can blow out real bad ifen they rust through over time. Don't ask me how I knowed that either.

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