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Last Post Wins

CORN-HO-LIO
4/7/2024 2:20 pm GMT

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Last Post Wins

Here we go again folks!!
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Anonymous Coward
4/7/2024 2:37 pm UK

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I win

Anonymous Coward
4/7/2024 4:38 pm UK

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YAY!! The second most popular thread on AE besides the poop thread has returned!!!
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Bob OnIt
4/7/2024 4:53 pm UK

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This thread sux because I never win

Anonymous Coward
4/8/2024 11:47 am UK

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It's a good day to post last!
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Anonymous Coward
4/8/2024 1:48 pm UK

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last again
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Wise Old Geezer
4/8/2024 5:00 pm UK

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It's never too late to post last.
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Anonymous Coward
4/9/2024 2:15 pm UK

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^^Ain't that the truth matey!
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9X
4/10/2024 4:09 am UK

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Who won last time?

Anonymous Coward
4/10/2024 11:19 am UK

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^^Nobody. Elaine lost the data base again.

Willie Wanker
4/10/2024 2:31 pm UK

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I won last time.

Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner
4/10/2024 3:51 pm UK

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Look at the title, Last Post Wins. Whoever posted just before the crash was the winner, but there ain't no way o knowin who it was.

Elaine
4/10/2024 7:29 pm UK

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Everything went to shit after I had to go to the ER in January. Especially my brain.

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

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9X
4/11/2024 3:54 am UK

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I was the last to post so I was the winner.
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Anonymous Coward
4/11/2024 11:48 am UK

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^^Enjoy your winnings then! When I won, the winnings were well worth the effort.
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pool nli
4/14/2024 6:45 pm UK

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NB4

Anonymous Coward
4/16/2024 7:51 pm UK

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last

CORN-HO-LIO
4/17/2024 7:21 pm UK

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a strange site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd is again wearing his rainbow colored afro wig and wooden shoes and is carrying a sign inviting everyone to his First Annual Buggery Festival which he will be presiding over in two weeks down by the river.

Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are reportedly mixing up a special batch of flavored anal lubricant for the occasion and rumors have it being called “Dutchman OrangeBitter” flavored anal lube because OrangBitter is Derpturd’s favorite drink and he likes his bum smelling like it.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy,will be giving away free admission passes the Derpturd’s Buggery Festival with each purchase of a regular priced glory hole service up to the festival day.

Sweat will be moved down to the river for the Buggery Festival where she will launch exploding “rounders” over the river from her nasty bunghole in the evenings, and launching “used” dead fish from her heinous cooter during thereby insuring that a good time will be had by all attendees.*

Off to work, the will attend a town meeting to discuss Derpturd’s upcoming Buggery Festival.

Posting last.
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Anonymous Coward
4/19/2024 1:18 am UK

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Please donate. Eileen only grifts 23 dollas a month snap, gotta fill her maw with oreos and pepsi.

VULNAVIA
4/20/2024 3:23 pm UK

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Quote:

"Pee Amore and Oldwhatshisproblem are reportedly mixing up a special batch of flavored anal lubricant for the occasion and rumors have it being called “Dutchman OrangeBitter” flavored anal lube because OrangBitter is Derpturd’s favorite drink and he likes his bum smelling like it."

Looks like the boyz are still up to their dirty deeds.
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Anonymous Coward
4/20/2024 7:22 pm UK

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Last Post
4/20/2024 10:21 pm UK

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Yes, Yes I do!

Juice Newton
4/21/2024 10:16 am UK

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Tis I whom shall win this thread. I always do.
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Anonymous Coward
4/21/2024 8:03 pm UK

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Im last, give me my prise.

T-town Russian girl
4/21/2024 8:10 pm UK

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I scoured the internet to find the secret to win a "Last Post", I found it and now I am guaranteed to win.
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Brief
4/21/2024 8:26 pm UK

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You win a nose if you win

Anonymous Coward
4/21/2024 11:38 pm UK

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I'm sure to win!
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Anonymous Coward
4/22/2024 11:48 am UK

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As am I!!
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Solo
4/22/2024 9:12 pm UK

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The next poster after this gets chinned
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Anonymous Coward
4/23/2024 11:51 am UK

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*takes chin, then kicks chinners arse."
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Loki
4/23/2024 5:48 pm UK

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I guess I'll slide it, take a chin, and post last.
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Tom Terrific
4/24/2024 1:16 pm UK

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Last Post incoming!!!!
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Anonymous Coward
4/25/2024 12:05 pm UK

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So, what does one win? Who do I collect from?
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Anonymous Coward
4/25/2024 3:07 pm UK

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Hmm....Either Elaine or Cornholio. Not sure yet.
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Filthy Smooka
4/27/2024 5:23 pm UK

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Quote:

""Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy,will be giving away free admission passes the Derpturd’s Buggery Festival with each purchase of a regular priced glory hole service up to the festival day.""

They are begging for business!!
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EWWWW
4/29/2024 11:35 am UK

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Quote

"Sweat will be moved down to the river for the Buggery Festival where she will launch exploding “rounders” over the river from her nasty bunghole in the evenings, and launching “used” dead fish from her heinous cooter during thereby insuring that a good time will be had by all attendees.*"

Sweet is so NOT sweet..no?

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