Butthurt Report

Date of hurtfulness

Time

On which website did the butthurt occur?

Alien Earth
Lunatic Outpost
Conspiracy Outpost
Fringe
ICOM
Fetid Poo Pit
Fox News
Google

What caused the butthurt?

Someone posted something!
A picture on the internet
My dick fell off because a woman posted words on the internet

Was a tissue needed for the tears?

Yes
No

Will you be able to move past it?

Yes
Maybe
Never!

Reason for filing the report. (Check all that apply)

I'm an idiot
I'm a crybaby
I'm thin skinned
I'm a little bitch
I want my mommy!
I felt picked on
I'm better than everyone else
I'm a prude
It wasn't my joke
No one liked my selfies today
Some fool corrected my spelling
Your code sucks
Life just isn't fair!

Other