Alien-Earth's Official Poo Thread!

Here we go!

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Let's test this bitch.

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Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit, but
Only farted.

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ah HA!

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Oh my little piece of poo,
How much that I do cherish you.

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Suggested by the chat bot:

Excerpt from "My Poem About Poo" by Johnathan Foster

Hark! Does thou hearest noise from Hades?
Whose depths moist and dark dost heave
Tis a product of thy luncheon
Aye the soup last Tuesday eve!

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Do you view your poo b4 you flush?

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Ok So Its all up and running again good job.

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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani Says Democrat
love to eat shit and lick up all the truffle butter.

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Still working on it. Gonna finish up the "post new thread" page tomorrow.

I also have to fix the code snipped that changes your name to 'Flatulent Poodle Fucker' when I get in a snit.

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Elaine (I'm a short dick incel) To Images Of Dead Palestinian Children

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Elaine Måstürbãtes To Images Of Dead Palestinian Children

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Let's make Elaine ban 99.999⁹⁹% of IP's in the world again.
Marco is too slow and takes forever to ban all IP addresses.

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Wow,... very high brow thread. Congratulations.

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Doods!@! We're back!

New Song!

Back in brown
Pooping all over town
Ate an Indian curry
Now need a toilet in a hurry

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Yo

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floaty bubble turds from my bubble butt
will bounce off the walls of this forum

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Testing

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I reckon it works. I got lots o' stories to tell when the whole thing is back up.


WOOT!!!!!!!!!

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Jolene and them tons o fun gals spent July 4 up on the roof o the barn shartin at a target on the ground. Pearline won the contest. I give her a bottle o muh best corn lekker.


Its been plum hot hereaboutsand I reckon why the Mamsquatch ain't been around.

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Would You Look At all The DipShit TROLLS........
They CUM Here To Orgasm.......

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The Lynard Skynard above up the thread is fake

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My sources tell me Magoo is not pleased with the news that AE is back. He just knows people are here laughing at him.

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Well if that LS is fake or not, Lynyrd Skynyrd is Lady Jane Smith or her husband from Fetid Poo Pit.

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Would You Look At all The DipShit TROLLS........
They CUM Here To Orgasm....

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New day,

same ole' shit.

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I just saw the news on LOP
I see Lynyrd Skynagogue posted above and in that LOP thread and here and I am here to wish that cunt a speedy passing

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Swamp gas

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Mrs. Elaine, I would just like to let you know I am a proud Israeli first Zionist much like yourself.
I will crawl, with broken knees, elbows, wrists and fingers, over broken glass and barbed wire will being spayed with vinegar, just to type out a message in defense of my beloved Israel.

These haters always ask "if you love Israel and Jews so much, why stay in the USA and not move to Israel" and I am still looking for a good retort.

Poop

I just took a large greasy dump for the Fatherland, I'm living the good life, zig heel.

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Scooter already reported you all to ADL, MOSSAD, AIPAC, TUPAC, FBI, CIA, MI6, GRU, etc etc

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