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Anonymous Coward 3/23/2025 2:52 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I had a nice poop. 2 sausages measuring 12 and 10 inches long. They were a bit soft and took 5 wipes to get clean. The left a lage skid mark too.
Anonymous Coward 3/25/2025 2:02 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! Got me some diarrhea today. Don't know why.
Anonymous Coward 3/29/2025 1:17 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I had a large poop today that was very soft and needed 6 wipes and a wet wipes to get clean. It went down with one flush, but left a large skid mark.
Anonymous Coward 3/30/2025 6:06 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I blew a 20 incher out my bunghole that got my butt wet. It took butt 3 wipes to get clean and it went down without leaving a skid mark.
Anonymous Coward 3/31/2025 10:27 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I can choose my own gender I'm a man in a dress When I shit in the ladies room I make a hell of a mess I'll raise a big stink I'll take a piss in the sink Bitch, don't tell me who I am Or on the sidewalk your head I'll slam I'm a hell of a man is who I am I'm a hell of a women too And if you don't like my gender Fuck you, bitch, fuck you
Anonymous Coward 4/1/2025 4:34 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! It National Burrito Day. Let your ass explode!
Anonymous Coward 4/3/2025 3:16 am GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! It was perfectly round A pretty shade of brown It made a funny sound When I crapped it on the ground
Anonymous Coward 4/4/2025 4:15 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I had a most excellent projectile pooping in months!! It hit the water so hard I had both water and poop on my behind and needed to take a shower! On the dim side, It left a whopping big skid mark.
Anonymous Coward 4/6/2025 1:09 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I'm grunting and groaning for you, dear Taking a shit for your love My crowning achievement's come true, dear Taking a shit for your love To a love that is true This log of love from me to you Taking a shit for your love Flushing it down twice For my baby who's oh, so nice Taking a shit for your love I no longer fear each passing year Taking a shit for your love I'm so glad that you're so near Taking a shit for your love
Bob 4/6/2025 3:14 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! https://imgur.com/a/ApcFWVz
Magus 4/14/2025 2:41 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! When I make a poop, I never flush it. I use a net to recover it from the bowl, dry it a little bit, then microwave it on a low for a few minutes. Voila! A recycled meal that I often enjoy!
Magus 4/15/2025 6:12 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! When I have diarhhea, I have a nice drink to go along with it!
Magus 4/17/2025 2:03 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! ^ that's not true. usually when my stomach is upset is just dont eat or drink anything at all, despite everyone nagging at me to do such. You see, when you're in your 30s, your 20s finally starts catching up to you health-wise. and then, despite changing your lifestyle, the abuse you've put your body through in your younger years deprives you of the best things in life: - green haribou gummy bears - soda - drinking to excess - laying all day on the couch for a comfy napp you try that for like, a week, when you're 45 years old, and then tell me how that works out for you.
Poo Master 4/17/2025 5:58 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! Nice new poop poems and poop reports. Keep up the great work folks! KUDOS
Herbert Gruntman 4/20/2025 3:05 am GMT	Mobile Poop Reporter Took two massive greasy grunts today that left huge skidmarks, very greasy and disgusting to wipe, required a forest of toilet paper, my social credit score has gone to shit. 😁
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2025 7:27 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I eat like a hog and I drop a massive log Im not what you'd call descreet I drop my poo in the middle of the street When I eat at taco bell I unleash an odor from hell My sphincter serves me very well.
Dick Brown 4/21/2025 10:07 pm GMT	Shit Taker - Heart Breaker I took a big shit today, the end.
Airline attendant 4/22/2025 12:13 am GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! A sticky situation is afoot! Raw sewage from the plane just sprayed all over the passenger's bags!
Anonymous Coward 4/22/2025 6:42 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! "how did that corn get in my bag?"
Bunghole Bill 4/23/2025 8:05 pm GMT	Write a Poop Poem How Now Brown Cowpie Yo, I ain't jokin' I got a turtle head pokin' Such deadly fumes My bunghole is smokin'
Anus Young 4/24/2025 3:23 am GMT	Take a Poop and Report When I Poop When I poop There's fumes When I poop It clears rooms When I poop It smells like cheddar When I poop I feel much better When I poop My bunghole burns When I poop The world turns When I poop I blow fart bubbles When I poop There's plumbing troubles
Winnie the Poop 4/24/2025 12:50 pm GMT	This Thread Stinks Ode to Poop Poop is a joy to me Oh, how I love to squat To sit my happy ass down Onto the porcelain pot So to clear my colon Of it's biological rot Now this poop poem has ended Because that's all I got 💩
I. Poopnin 4/25/2025 8:27 pm GMT	Fecal Grease Balls 💩 Ode to Football (Fart Poem Version) I play football On fourth down I punt At halftime And after the game I take a grunt
Jimmy 2 Poops 4/26/2025 12:40 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! My 2 poops arrived on time, as expected this morning. The first was a svelte 16 incher that was smooth and sleek and went down without leaving any skid marks. Thes second was a blast of projectile soft poop that dispersed as it hit the water. As such, it left no skid marks either. Wiping was nominal in each case.
Hairy Potter 4/26/2025 1:00 pm GMT	Read This On the Pot This is to report that I recently crapped out a catfish made of poop, with a fat bulbous head made of cheese, and a tapered body made of beans that was a bit painful to squeeze out. I estimate it's length was 18 inches and it's weight was 3 pounds. It was very stinky and nasty and took many wipes to clean and many flushes to go down, greatly affecting my social credit score that has also gone down the shitter. I now await my execution via the 5G AI Death Grid, amen.
Anonymous Coward 4/27/2025 11:18 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! Most of my posts not going through, fix that shit.
Anonymous Coward 4/28/2025 1:42 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! My shit goes through just fine!
Anonymous Coward 4/28/2025 7:33 pm GMT	RE: Alien-Earth's 2nd Official Poo Thread! I'm like King Kong So my poop is long Just like my schlong Now I'ma toke a bong That ain't wrong