Is Beans Really Dead?

Anonymous Coward 4/14/2024 2:34 am GMT	Is Beans Really Dead? If so that's super sad
Anonymous Coward 4/14/2024 3:39 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? No, he’s hangin with popeye and strange candy and soulless.
Potato 4/14/2024 8:55 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Someone said he is using the moniker ButterBean now.
Forum Historian 4/14/2024 10:48 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Beans committed suicide by hanging himself about 3 or 4 years ago. He did this on the birthday of Marco Zwanenweld (mid September) owner of lunaticoutpost for unknown reasons. But it was probably because Beans had made several threads saying he was feeling suicidal and reaching out for help from his online friends but Marco and/or the lop mods deleted them. He was a hardcore alcoholic and was abusing Valium from online pharmacies before he died. His Dad was distraught and posted the funeral home's memorial page on the forums and it was definitely Johnny aka Beans as he had shared his photos before. Whoever is spreading lies about him being alive is a sick fuck and needs a good slap.
Disturd 4/15/2024 1:48 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Marco Zwanenweld
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 2:01 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Sorry, put an extra N in the name. See for yourself... https://website.informer.com/Marco+Zwaneveld+lunaticoutpost.com.html
Facts 4/15/2024 2:25 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? This is Exactly How I Remember it all Going Down over there. Beans committed suicide by hanging himself about 3 or 4 years ago. He did this on the birthday of Marco Zwanenweld (mid September) owner of lunaticoutpost for unknown reasons. But it was probably because Beans had made several threads saying he was feeling suicidal and reaching out for help from his online friends but Marco and/or the lop mods deleted them. He was a hardcore alcoholic and was abusing Valium from online pharmacies before he died. His Dad was distraught and posted the funeral home's memorial page on the forums and it was definitely Johnny aka Beans as he had shared his photos before. Whoever is spreading lies about him being alive is a sick fuck and needs a good slap.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 2:56 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? He also had a lover's quarrel with Pasta the day he died. That thread is still over there I think. I doubt they ever met tho.
Beans&Rice 4/15/2024 11:57 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? post the funeral home's memorial page link
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 12:37 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? He also had a lover's quarrel with Pasta the day he died. That thread is still over there I think. I doubt they ever met tho ----------------------------------------------------------------------- That was the day he found out Pasta was Trans. Male to Female.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 4:37 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? "post the funeral home's memorial page link" It amazes me that there are people this stupid. Both Lop and AE have been moved servers, ISP's and had databases scrubbed multiple times. How would anyone still have that link? Only weird obsessive creeps like Magus and Frigg "keep files" on people.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 4:49 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Yep, forgot about the Pasta thing. 'She'enjoyed very much tricking people into being fooled that they were a biological female, which they were not. Would not surprise me if this was why they fell out and was probably a big contributing factor to his suicide.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 6:07 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Beans dad did not post anything on the forums, you complete fuckwit. It was people here who posted links and started the memorial thread. Jolly got bent because the memorial thread was not titled with beanus's real name.
Schizo Got Triggered 4/15/2024 6:35 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Wrong, moron. Beans dad's post was heartbreaking and was what began the first big meltdown from Magus who, after reading it, said "Beans was a demon who got sent straight to hell where he belongs". That was what made a lot of people turn against Magus. But do feel free to try and twist the truth you retarded butthurt schizo and former alcoholic.
Bean Fart 4 U 4/15/2024 7:19 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? "post the funeral home's memorial page link" It amazes me that there are people this stupid. Both Lop and AE have been moved servers, ISP's and had databases scrubbed multiple times. How would anyone still have that link? Only weird obsessive creeps like Magus and Frigg "keep files" on people. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- well moran you say you know his real name go search it, we dont know his real name or we would have done that ourselves. People are saying hes not dead and posting using other names. you are the one saying hes dead and you read the obit. put up or shut up you half wit
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 8:30 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? We know his name was Johnny you absolute cretin. As already stated, only creepy stalkers keep files on folks. Stop spreading lies about him being alive you retarded n00b. Everyone knows he's dead except some gullible simpleton, also known as you, who got hoodwinked and swallowed some bullshit. Go die in a fire, Lop n00b shitbird, you have no idea what you are talking about.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 8:44 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? LOL a shitwit offended by something someone said on the internet LOL Fill out a butthurt report you asshat
Red 4/16/2024 12:50 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Obit and memorial page. RIP Johnny. https://memorials.muellermemorial.com/johnny-kurkoski/3971556/service-details.php Beans last thread. He's obviously angry at Pasta for some "reason" on page 6. Blackmail? https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-146345.html Pretty cool old thread.
Solo 4/16/2024 1:04 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Posts pictures of having $4,200 in cash on him. Dies Chinteresting timing.
Solo 4/16/2024 1:18 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Passed away unexpectedly on September 17, 2019 Flashed cash in thread on 9/16/19
Red 4/16/2024 2:03 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? This was also right after he got in a fight with a cop, and the cop broke his finger. Domestic dispute? Beans posted it, but it must have been deleted. I wonder what Pasta did with the $4200?
Red 4/16/2024 2:47 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Well, well. This sounds like a "lovers" spat to me. Hmmmm. https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-146125-post-2677223.html#pid2677223
Anonymous Coward 4/16/2024 5:03 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Wow, emotional content. Wow. They were a thing.
Les Nesman 4/16/2024 11:53 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Well those links confirm it. Beans is no more. How did you find out he hung himself?
Anonymous Coward 4/16/2024 2:28 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Add Luna C aka Red to the mental list of weird stalky creeps that keeps files on people. Also wise to use the red moniker since Nowie apparently is so desperate he will jerk off to the posts of anyone who has a female sounding name.
wong dong two 4/16/2024 5:17 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? coolhandluke killed him in a fit of rage over a hot pocket dinner gone wong very wong
Anonymous Coward 4/16/2024 7:53 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? They found him in the closet, belt around his neck and pants down.
9X 4/17/2024 1:11 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Beans IS definitely dead! Why is it so hard for some to accept the truth? What is strange is the $4200. he was flashing in the early morning on the day he died. Also, he was supposedly buying a nice low mileage 4x4 truck with it. You can't buy a nice low mileage 4x4 for $4200 and 120 dollar coins. Was he scammed out of the money? What happened to the money? Where is Pasta?
pool nli 4/17/2024 4:38 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Show some damn respect.
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2024 4:40 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? His obituary was posted on another forum. This is confirmed.
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 10:23 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? hes not dead, just another interwebs hoax, obit dont prove shit. i can clone a page and create a obit for myself in a few minutes or so. hes posting on Collectors Universe Message Boards. a tip for you tards with low iqs that failed research 101 oh wait. his dad posted on his lop account and told us he was dead
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 4:02 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? He's dead.
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 7:28 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? "hes posting on Collectors Universe Message Boards. " Should be pretty easy to provide a link to his posts and threads then? Weird you didn't do that? Oh wait, you're the "do your own research" tard from lop.
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2024 9:23 am UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? One of my favourite beans sagas he regaled us with was the rivalry he had with his neighbour. His neighbour's dog used to shit on beans property, so beans would regularly pick up the shit and throw it onto his neighbour's property. Later, when beans was hitting the booze and valium hard, beans was shitfaced and faceplated on the wooden deck outside of his cabin. Luckily, his neighbour saw him spark himself out and called an ambulance. Beans refused to go in the ambulance and the police were called and beans then got fucked up and had his finger broken by a cop while they tried to shove him in the ambulance so they could check the poor troglodyte's head for further brain damage. This inevitably lead to another stay in rehab for beans where he would claim that it wasn't so bad because they would give him valium and he could stare at the nurse's tits. He was an idiot and a shit magnet but he had the spirit of a beserker and any thread he posted in on AE was usually hilarious.
petter petter meeary 4/20/2024 4:35 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? it was said he was killed in his sleep by angry dwarfs Gnomes in his tree home. it is folk tail now that the dwarfs ate his body for he trolled there forum very badly . Gnomes do not like trolls
? 4/20/2024 8:27 pm UK	Re: Is Beans Really Dead? Autopsy showed he had seman in his rectum.