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K2
2/25/2025 6:58 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

kal has a neck tattoo. it's a tattoo of a beard.

Mr.Wendell
2/25/2025 7:02 am GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

I think even solo coined him as the "NoUtheus" ot some such thing


fact

probably his only worthy contribution on his whole 'forum resume'.

No U Magoo
2/25/2025 12:02 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magus used the No U thing just as much as Beans, there wasn't much to separate their posting styles at all apart from Magus stealing 4chan memes and adapting them poorly to lop posters.

Beans was a narcissistic delusional dipshit blowhard who incorrectly thought he was an epic troll and Magus was exactly the same, even down to parroting "No U" when he got owned.
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kal
2/25/2025 12:09 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Yes,stumpy lil manlet Magoo was a meme theif who stole those magic the gathering things that Magoo still waffles on about like they were the highlight of his trolling career but they were all stolen valor from 4chan.

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 12:38 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Lots of jealous non-business owners ITT
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What now for Magoo
2/25/2025 4:25 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

^Oh look, as predicted in the Labor Day thread, Manginus has now gone anon to support himself again. What a pathetic loser, called it!


"You will probably lie and twist the truth and deny established facts. Then you will go back to being an anon and try to talk about and to defend yourself and make yourself look cool."

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 4:33 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magus, tired of always being denied the ultimate boss position in the family business, decides to use his money and privilege to fuck over the people who gave him the wealth and privilege, by opening the exact same business type in direct competition with his family, just out of pure spite.

Tells you everything you need to know about this absolute failson.
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 4:49 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magus, tired of always being denied the ultimate boss position in the family business, decides to use his money and privilege to fuck over the people who gave him the wealth and privilege, by opening the exact same business type in direct competition with his family, just out of pure spite.

Tells you everything you need to know about this absolute failson.

Pretty good for a diaper wearing schizoid who barely gets let out of the mental institution except on good behavior eh? It's like a real-life evil genius.

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 4:55 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Yes,stumpy lil manlet Magoo was a meme theif who stole those magic the gathering things that Magoo still waffles on about like they were the highlight of his trolling career but they were all stolen valor from 4chan.

that must have been like 10 years ago and you're still butthurt about that? lmao

Seethe and Cope Magoo
2/25/2025 4:55 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Looks like Magoo is utterly REKT again with no comeback other than projecting his own failings as a mentally ill human onto the posts that REKT him?
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Magoo is winning at life
2/25/2025 5:12 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

"Pretty good for a diaper wearing schizoid who barely gets let out of the mental institution except on good behavior eh? It's like a real-life evil genius."

Lol. Hell no, imbecile. It's the act of a spoiled manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter yet still had to fuck over his own family just to say they 'win'.

It's failson capricious petulance of the most pathetic kind. Of course a total loser like you would think your actions are cool, you absolute retard. 100% demented failson behaviour.
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 5:16 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Lol. Hell no, imbecile. It's the act of a spoiled manchild who had everything handed to him on a silver platter yet still had to fuck over his own family just to say they 'win'.

It's failson capricious petulance of the most pathetic kind. Of course a total loser like you would think your actions are cool, you absolute retard. 100% demented failson behaviour.

>he actually believes that the Labor Day thread is real life

wew

i thought it was just a funny thing to read on occasion, but there are 'actual' nutjobs like yourself that believe everything they read?

not surprising in your case

Nowie
2/25/2025 6:38 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now


>he actually believes that the Labor Day thread is real life

wew

i thought it was just a funny thing to read on occasion, but there are 'actual' nutjobs like yourself that believe everything they read?

not surprising in your case


I believe the Magoo Labor Day thread is real life!

I have no idea who Magoo is, but I was there for the "Gun Mittens" dummy spit and it was a glorious dummy spit!

Seethe and Cope Harder
2/25/2025 6:50 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magoo's pathetic attempts at damage control show just how much these comments get under his paper thin skin.

And the reason we know about your failson attempts to get even with Daddy are because you have made multiple threads, like this one, bragging about it, you utter fuckin moron.
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 6:53 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

lopguest makes a couple of posts and the cringe schizo becomes unhinged.
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Magus
2/25/2025 6:53 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Thanks Kal, that's one of the weirdest things I've ever read. So did you come up with that all on your own or...?


I sure did, isn't it great?


The answer is no.
You: "Someone said something bad about me, therefore it's good!"

Mega cope.



I don't understand why that freak Nowie keeps on posting his AI generated garble. It's not even AI it's ND. Nowie drivel. Lmao what a retarded fag.


Lulz! That's almost as good as AC's gun mittens!


what?


Imagine going to alien-earth.com only to be called a freak (and taking it as a compliment)

You have reached anus levels that have before only though of as unreachable, Nowie




Woot! To be recognized as an AE luminary like Ms Daisy, and I didn't have to pony up a seat!

Yet another case of:
"someone said something bad about me, therefore it's good! I will now assign myself the title: AE LUMINARY"

ROFL wtf?
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 7:03 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

"lopguest makes a couple of posts and the cringe schizo becomes unhinged."

Oh dear, looks like Magoo is unhinged and posting about himself in the third person again? Just like he always does when his threads get REKT and destroyed by facts. This was the reason Elaine banned him on Labor Day weekend all those years ago.

Truly pathetic.
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 7:07 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Oh dear, looks like Magoo is unhinged and posting about himself in the third person again? Just like he always does when his threads get REKT and destroyed by facts. This was the reason Elaine banned him on Labor Day weekend all those years ago.

Truly pathetic.


Unlike you, I'm not unhinged, and it didn't write that.
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Magus
2/25/2025 7:15 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

lopguest makes a couple of posts and the cringe schizo becomes unhinged.


This. It's one crazy nutjob, probably eve. Some female poster with MDS who exaggerates with exclamation marks, rofls and such, and is so far off the mark that the unborn children of her non-functioning shriveled eggs even cringe at.

Big pharma is mad at her for not going in to take her meds.

Magus
2/25/2025 7:25 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

I did some digging and found where I stored these and uploaded them for your pleasure :D

https://imgur.com/a/0NAm28J

Enjoy!
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 7:39 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

those are so old that it's surreal taking a trip down memory lane. and schizos are still upset about it, lmao. i totally forgot about half of that stuff.

i find it curious that the only thing i could write about distard was donation related and not much else. it just goes to show how relevant he ever was. i still think it's funny that i made him change his avatar to mine with a clown wig, after i did the same to him. talk about no u! :D

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 8:15 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

This. It's one crazy nutjob, probably eve


i doubt it's eve.
it's clearly retarded enough to be her, but it's too much about attacking you instead of portraying her as a victim, which is her wheel house.

i'd say the schizo is a kal-type. which is like an archetype, but consists entirely of cringe fractals all spinning from kal, there in indiana, kentucky or wherever he resides.

it's the same fuckwit that would insist that raymongo and i are the same person.

a paranoid schizo.

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 8:18 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

I did some digging and found where I stored these and uploaded them for your pleasure :D



i gotta go post that at lunatic outhouse
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 8:23 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

"Do any of you here collect conspiracy theorist cards?"

[link]https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-406675.html[/link]

Magus
2/25/2025 8:26 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

i doubt it's eve.
it's clearly retarded enough to be her, but it's too much about attacking you instead of portraying her as a victim, which is her wheel house.

i'd say the schizo is a kal-type. which is like an archetype, but consists entirely of cringe fractals all spinning from kal, there in indiana, kentucky or wherever he resides.

it's the same fuckwit that would insist that raymongo and i are the same person.

a paranoid schizo.


Yeah, I don't Know if it's Kal though, from what I've seen, he has more dignity than the annoying buzzer rofl schizo. He strikes me as an intelligent person also. This type of low-level trolling isn't becoming of him really. It's gotten to the point of spam-filtering because there isn't any back and forth.

Assley maybe?

Magus
2/25/2025 8:36 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

"Do any of you here collect conspiracy theorist cards?"

[link]https://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-406675.html[/link]


lmfao, 'not found'

you are opening a huge can of worms by revisiting this. it's like watching a re-run of all my children or something.

no, the really, REALLY funny stuff and the most i've been entertained in a long ass time was back when the anus and courtfrog created this incredible drama that caused my sides to go into orbit.

i think the thread was called something like "courtdude and ta cray cray a love story" or some such thing.

i don't remember the last time i laughed so hard at something, and it wasn't even made up it actually happened haha

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 8:46 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Magus is just like ta. A delusional narcisst who is incapable of understanding that it is entirely due to their terrible posts they make talking about themselves all the time that people laugh at them and troll them.

Nowie
2/25/2025 8:49 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now


The answer is no.
You: "Someone said something bad about me, therefore it's good!"

Mega cope.


As one of AE’s many Cringelords, I take great pride in spouting shit on the internet!


What?


Don’t deny it, we all saw you spit the dummy over shooting gloves.


Yet another case of:
"someone said something bad about me, therefore it's good! I will now assign myself the title: AE LUMINARY"

ROFL wtf?


Over the last almost 5 years I have shown myself to be one of the most precious people on AE!

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 8:51 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Someone mentions the magic the gathering cards that he stole off 4chan and the stupid turd immediately posts them after he just happened to find the file he saved on his computer for years.

Totally desperate for any validation on the site he has been banned from and slated daily in the Labor Day thread. Now that is devotion to damage control and your shitty online persona.

Beyond pathetic.
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Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 8:57 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Yeah, I don't Know if it's Kal though, from what I've seen, he has more dignity than the annoying buzzer rofl schizo. He strikes me as an intelligent person also. This type of low-level trolling isn't becoming of him really. It's gotten to the point of spam-filtering because there isn't any back and forth.

Assley maybe?


I didn't mean to imply that is was kal, just that he is the alpha cringe lord for that genre of posters.

you add them all up and get one 'kal'.

in this system one kal is a base unit of cringe.

much to my amusement, that unit is often considered currency here, or it was at any rate.

there was load of laughs and creativity here at one time, when the 'kal-market' was strong.
one of my favs was the mugshot of jami as the centre of a blackhole. that one didn't last long.

it could be argued that kal and the anus are the alpha and omega of cringe.

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 9:00 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

"Don’t deny it, we all saw you spit the dummy over shooting gloves."

Those weren't shooting gloves, they were mittens.
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Tragic Narcisst
2/25/2025 9:10 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Hi my name is Magus and I truly believe that the owner and posters on this site are a bunch of schizo cringelords since they all turned on me but I don't care anyway.

I will continue to post on a site where I am a laughing stock and don't care what you idiots think. Remember the glory days when this site was cool and people didn't laugh at meeeeeeee?

Hey, I just happen to have a bag of old hilarious 4chan memes, want to see them? It will only take a minute. I'll post them on lop since Elaine seems to have rescinded my meme posting privileges for some reason I cannot fathom?

Why won't you like meeeee?!?!

Everyone on this site is KAL or the anus and it hurts my heart.

Anyway, want to hear about the small business I opened just to spite my family?
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Nowie
2/25/2025 9:10 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now


Those weren't shooting gloves, they were mittens.


Mittens are great in cold weather, they keep your hands warm! I'm just wondering why Magoo is denying he likes to wear mittens?

Maybe Magoo's hands were cold...

Anonymous Coward
2/25/2025 10:35 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

one of my favs was the mugshot of jami as the centre of a blackhole. that one didn't last long.

I remember making that lol.

Magus
2/25/2025 10:40 pm GMT

RE: I Own The Company Now

Mittens are great in cold weather, they keep your hands warm! I'm just wondering why Magoo is denying he likes to wear mittens?

Maybe Magoo's hands were cold...

"Nowie has entered the chat"

Aren't you late for your afternoon heroin fix? What a freak show.

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