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Solo NLI 2/25/2025 10:59 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now i think "nowie" is the schizo and the two, equally retarded personalities, run cringe cover for the other.
Anonymous Coward 2/25/2025 11:03 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now Hi my name is Magus and I truly believe that the owner and posters on this site are a bunch of schizo cringelords since they all turned on me but I don't care anyway. I will continue to post on a site where I am a laughing stock and don't care what you idiots think. Remember the glory days when this site was cool and people didn't laugh at meeeeeeee? Hey, I just happen to have a bag of old hilarious 4chan memes, want to see them? It will only take a minute. I'll post them on lop since Elaine seems to have rescinded my meme posting privileges for some reason I cannot fathom? Why won't you like meeeee?!?! Everyone on this site is KAL or the anus and it hurts my heart. Anyway, want to hear about the small business I opened just to spite my family? Hi, I'm the anon schizo who makes up stories. Nice try, scizzy. Shouldn't you be posting this in my labor day thread with all of your other absolute nonsense?
Anonymous Coward 2/25/2025 11:14 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now "I gotta go post that at lunatic outhouse smiley" Awww look. HammyTrannybangerWagon has found a new fwiend! At least we now know who always used to post "Beans is winning" in every thread? Once a perverse tard, always a perverse tard, hey Hammy? I don't think Magoo swings with metrosexuals though so you're wasting your time. Good luck though.
Anonymous Coward 2/25/2025 11:16 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now ^ hmmmm. Sounds like SOMEONE'S name was on one of those cards. Go be mad somewhere else, freak.
Anonymous Coward 2/26/2025 12:07 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now ^ hmmmm. Sounds like SOMEONE'S name was on one of those cards. indeed. being me mangina wagon is a low blow, though. that lop thread is gaining traction. the u'lani thread was a pretty funny one.
Anonymous Coward 2/26/2025 12:10 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now calling me mangina wagon is a low blow, though. that lop thread is gaining traction. the u'lani card was a pretty funny one. fixed
Anonymous Coward 2/26/2025 12:16 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now HammyTrannybangerWagon
Pasta Al Dente 2/26/2025 12:21 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now HammyTrannybangerWagon you just know he's considered necrophilia, probably a lot more lately. all grist for the wank bank.
Solo 2/26/2025 12:29 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now "being me mangina wagon is a low blow, though." Smells like Cletus in here? Maybe Magus and Lynyrrd could run a train on my ass before I BLORT? Hmmmm chinteresting! Thinking of some nice vistas...balls on chins.
Anonymous Coward 2/26/2025 12:39 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now there was a funny thread once where solo was being referred to as some kind of soul sucking blob that was powered by box wine and vinegar shots. I can't remember what coinage he was annointed with for that particular episode. I wonder if he got vaxxed?
Nowie 2/26/2025 10:21 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now i think "nowie" is the schizo and the two, equally retarded personalities, run cringe cover for the other. Hey dood! Wait what?!? I have doods running cringe cover for me? Who are they? Why are they running cringe cover for one of AE's cringiest Cringelords?
Anonymous Coward 2/26/2025 10:28 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now nowie has nothing on kal when it comes to cringe. "cringe cover" is to hide narcissistic schizo complex..., with oedipus issues. you are just plain boring..."dood" see if you can restrain yourself from retorting armed with the knowledge that i will not bother reading it.
Nowie 2/27/2025 1:59 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now , nowie has nothing on kal when it comes to cringe. "cringe cover" is to hide narcissistic schizo complex..., with oedipus issues. you are just plain boring..."dood" see if you can restrain yourself from retorting armed with the knowledge that i will not bother reading it. smiley Yeah, I got rekt taking on Magoo! Magus wins again, I can see how Ms Daisy said "Magus bothered her for a decade." I don't know what happened over the last 5 years, I used to be able to rekt people all the time, some of them not even knowing they were rekt according to Solo. Being boring sucks! I really rooted the pooch this time! I used to just be able to let the rekt flow, but now it's different. I remember more but, it's not as easy to rekt. Anyway, it's about time I got rekt because everyone inevitably ends up rekt at some point. Well done AC! Are you Magoo as an AC? I'm not even cringy like AE's normal Cringelords. No, being a motherfucker was never on the cards, so this Kal dood sounds like he has issues. Fuck! I'll be back later to bask in my epic defeat and to take solace as a pampered pet of Mrs Elaine. So hopefully Ms Daisy will sit on her marvelous chair and give me some wisdom in how to bait the mighty Magus!
Anonymous Coward 2/27/2025 7:03 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now Clicks on thread. Sees that it is a circle jerk. Posts this and closes the thread vowing to never remember what I saw or click again.
Great Thread Ya Moran 2/28/2025 10:20 am GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now Magus thinks that his opinion matters. Still a delusional nutbag after all these years.
K2 2/28/2025 1:33 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now “……… there was a funny thread (only) once at………” Sound like a new thread title.
Anonymous Coward 2/28/2025 2:27 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now ERRRRRR... you all know that this is a fake magus thread? He cannot post during the week. he's in the hospital and is allowed out on pass on weekens.
Nowie 3/21/2025 9:21 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now ERRRRRR... you all know that this is a fake magus thread? He cannot post during the week. he's in the hospital and is allowed out on pass on weekens. That doesn't change the fact I became boring, damnit how did this happen to me... Boohoohoo
Magus 3/22/2025 1:30 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now in this system one kal is a base unit of cringe. I see. There must be an entire economic ecosystem based off of kals in this forum then. Since this unit of cringe is so valuable in terms of intrinsic cringe value, it must be broken up into smaller units. Like bitcoin but kalcoin (don't bring up BTC around Kal, he's still salty). This thread is a great place to mine some cringe in here with fake lop guest!
Magus 3/22/2025 1:34 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now My buttplug business is booming, especially with those men who have the same predisposition as me. wink wink.
Magus 3/22/2025 1:58 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now My buttplug business is booming, especially with those men who have the same predisposition as me. wink wink. I'd have to say this was quite the eyeroll of a boring dig, but I've successfully mined one kalcoin after cringing at your wink wink comment, cringelord.
Anonymous Coward 3/22/2025 3:44 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now Magus still very upset about kal too, it seems?
Nowie 3/22/2025 4:06 pm GMT	RE: I Own The Company Now I'd have to say this was quite the eyeroll of a boring dig, but I've successfully mined one kalcoin after cringing at your wink wink comment, cringelord. It's ok to be into buttplugs now, it's 2025 and now if your buttplugs aren't rainbow coloured and powered by batteries, sadly they're obsolete! We all understand how hard business is for small business entrepreneurs like you oh mighty Magoo!