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we will serve no last post before its time

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Will there be a weekend cc schizo story? I think that last one #REKT the schizo pretty bad. it's been silent for a long time.

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good to the last post

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a hilarious site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd’s buggery party has finally ended and there is a line on Derpturd’s minions, led by Derpturd himself, walking very funny and rubbing their bums back to Derpturd’s place more than likely taking a break before resuming their buggery in his basement.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Beanz are believed to be in the sewer still engaging in buggery in order to use up their supply of “Dutchboy Peppermint” anal lubricant so that they can resume concocting a new anal lubricant for the Mardi Gras season.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange sandy, Courtfool, Your Moron and Mother Marie have announced that they have set a record for the number of customers that they serviced at their glory holes during this Holiday Season.

Sweat remains in the town square moaning and groaning as she “uses” up her remaining dead fish for sexual satisfaction before launching, what is hoped to be, the final volley of “rounders” at the Town Hall from her nasty bunghole before being return to Derpturd’s place.*

Off to work, the will attend a militia meeting to prepare to cleanup the town of dead “used” fish and “rounders”.

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tsop tsal cixelsyd

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Sweat remains in the town square moaning and groaning as she “uses” up her remaining dead fish for sexual satisfaction before launching, what is hoped to be, the final volley of “rounders” at the Town Hall from her nasty bunghole before being return to Derpturd’s place.*

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random word:

prosecute

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Is there anything hornier than watching your fast food delivery progress online?

I am f*cking raging hard!!

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the last post is the deepest

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I went deeper in yer mum.

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XII

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Imagine

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last post ... no foolin'

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They key is consistency!

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and now for something completely the same …

… last post

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a horrible site.

The vile and insidious Derpturd, still wearing his wooden shoes and multi-colored afro clown wig, is leading a group of his minions through town who are moving Sweat from the river, where she has been using dead fish for a week to get sexual satisfaction, back to Derpturd’s place where she will be reinstalled as his fecal-covered lawn jockey in his front yard.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Silvertongue are remaining down by the river with the remainder of a 55 gallon drum of their Easter “Dutchboy Chocolate” flavored anal lubricant in order to use it up so none goes to waste.

Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo have sent Courtfool and Your Moron to assist Strange Candy is providing glory hole service on-site to the migrant farm workers and getting loads of spicy “cream”.

Sweat is reportedly launching dead fish from her heinous cooter as she is being moved through town and there are further reports of passersby’s passing out from the noxious smell, prompting residents to flee the streets and take cover inside their houses.*

Off to work by taking side roads then will attend a town meeting to discuss this latest incident with Sweat’s stink.

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i got nothin’

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Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Silvertongue are remaining down by the river with the remainder of a 55 gallon drum of their Easter “Dutchboy Chocolate” flavored anal lubricant in order to use it up so none goes to waste.

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'anti-$emitic'$emites

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Dutch chocolate

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I think you are just TAPPING ME ALONG!

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random useless information:

>the basenji breed of dog doesn't bark, but they make their feelings known with an odd sound described as something between a chortle and a yodel.<

https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/basenji/