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Anonymous Coward 1/28/2025 1:29 am GMT	Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus, The biggest schizo on the internet in the past 20 years!
Anonymous Coward 1/28/2025 4:19 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Let's see if Magoo finds out that "his" thread is up and running.
Billy Bob 1/29/2025 7:45 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo That thar Magus feller caint help himself. He'll be here alright, this thread draws him like a skeeter to a bug lite.
Anonymous Coward 1/30/2025 10:29 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Dimbeans.
Anonymous Coward 1/31/2025 1:23 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo It's Friday. Will Magoo show up?
Lop Guest 2/1/2025 12:15 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I have been trying for 2 or 3 weeks to find AE and it just popped up today after I got home. To bring you up to date, I can say I had to stay in the hospital for Christmas because I attacked another patient’s doctor thinking that she was Jami Lynn. It seems I broke her arm and so spent The Christmas Holidays in the hospital. New Years Holiday went much better as I was let out without any restrictions and all went well. This past week went rather well except for one minor meltdown. It seems that someone was hiding their dildo in one of my socks and it went off when one of the nurses’ aides picked it up and it went off. I tried to explain it was not mine and I guess I complained too much and was put into the seclusion room. The ride home was great and I’m glad to be home and be able to report my travesty to my friends. We’ll be having Japanese BBQ and then kick back and watch reruns ‘NCIS’.
Anonymous Coward 2/1/2025 1:35 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo YAY! Magoo is back and crazy as eva!!!
Anonymous Coward 2/1/2025 3:57 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Don't lie Magus! We all know you have a huge collection of "toys"! You even got a rutabaga stuck in your butt once and had to go to the hospital to get it pulled out.
Anonymous Coward 2/1/2025 5:27 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo And so it began, another weekend of mayhem at the Magoo ranch. Magus was eating when he thought he saw something out of the corner of his eye. He looked around and that's when he saw Jami Lynn standing there in a chef hat. Magus recoiled in horror And began to cry until his wife gave him a pill. He went out in the yard but suddenly he was attacked by a huge number of crows.
Lop Guest 2/2/2025 12:30 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a great night’s sleep, especially with an extra red to help me sleep. I got up this morning to a chilly morning. I decided to put on a sweatshirt and shorts and take a jog, especially in the clean fresh air. I had a great jog and then came home and flopped down in my anus chair. All of a sudden I was put under a stink and passed out. I woke up just 2 hours earlier feeling refreshed and ready to go. That stink really invigorated me. I walked passed the Anus chair and made a rude comment. The chair farted back at me and I got a ‘message’ in my head saying that ‘it was like smelling Jami’. I agree After lunch I went to the basement to do my laundry. There were no problems, except when I was carrying my laundry upstairs to the bedroom, the Anus chair farted at me again. I took a dim view of that and kicked it. It Let loose an ungodly fart for the ages. We had to evacuate for 3 hours. Tonight we are having grilled brat sandwiches, then will watch reruns of ‘Petticoat Junction”. I really like Uncle Joe.
Arnold Ziffel 2/2/2025 5:30 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus soon fell asleep and began to dream about a legion of pigs chasing him up and down the halls of the asylum. The staff cheered and jeered as the pigs got closer. Just as one bit down on Magoo's leg he woke up screaming that TA had put a swine curse on him. He claimed she is a witch who casts spells on him that cause him to get in trouble at the asylum and to have strange nightmares. He even claimed that the times he got a butt plug stuck was because of a hex put on by TA.
Anonymous Coward 2/2/2025 2:17 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus ought to get rid of the Anus chair. Just saying.
Lop Guest 2/3/2025 12:20 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a decent night’s sleep except I kept be awakened by the smell coming from my Anus chair. I actually put it on the porch, but it still reeks of ass here. I bet Jami’s place really reeks!!! Anyhow, the smell put me in LaLa land. I did not know if the smell was real or no and if real, was it to blame for Jami’s face staring back at me in the mirror when I try to shave. After going out for a short jog, I ate breakfast and then went to the basement to do laundry. I was pouring liquid detergent in a cup when suddenly, a genie or something came out of the bottle. I have become used to seeing ‘things’, so I just asked it ‘what the hell do you want?’. It said ‘your soul, what else?’. As it eyes turned blood red, my fear grew and I went upstairs to hide, Later, I went outside to get some firewood and upon returning I saw Jami sitting on the porch in my Anus chair and she was making large farts which smelled for quite a distance. I just ignored her and went inside. Tonight we’re having Chicken Divan for supper and then will be headed back to the hospital. See you next week lads!
Anonymous Coward 2/3/2025 7:36 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus seems to be willing to live peacefully wit hhis hallucinations.
Anonymous Coward 2/4/2025 1:31 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus returned to the psych ward and everything was fine for awhile. Then he noticed the Valentine's Day decorations being put up around the place. A paper heart taped to the wall began to speak to him. When Magus looked at it he saw the face of TA mysteriously appear. He melted down right there on the spot.
Anonymous Coward 2/4/2025 1:22 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Looks ike Magus has "Anus on he brain".
Forum Retorter 2/4/2025 5:55 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Anus brain describes Magoo quite well.
Anonymous Coward 2/5/2025 8:14 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo shit-for-brains is also a good analogy.
~ta~ 2/5/2025 10:11 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus a bunch of groundhogs are waiting for you at home. They plan to eat you. My chair will be there when you get home Friday.
Anonymous Coward 2/6/2025 1:16 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo ^^^Methinks that groundhogs are hibernating in the Wisconsin winter.
Anonymous Coward 2/6/2025 5:16 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Not in the twisted mind of Magus. ^^^^
Anonymous Coward 2/6/2025 11:50 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo HMMMM.. perhaps some wolverines would put the fear of Gawd into Magoo!
Anonymous Coward 2/7/2025 1:44 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus watch is ON!!!
Anonymous Coward 2/7/2025 5:22 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo I hope he gets out. We need some unintentional comedy around here.
Anonymous Coward 2/7/2025 6:41 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo The Anus chair awaits!
Babadook 2/7/2025 8:54 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus may be late tonight. He was packing his bags when he thought he saw the face of Jamie Lynn staring at him from inside the suitcase. He had a meltdown attack and had to be sedated.
Anonymous Coward 2/7/2025 10:03 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe he's afraid Jamie Lynn will follow him home from the asylum.
Lop Guest 2/8/2025 1:00 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a ‘normal’ week with just getting put into the seclusion room for a day for goosing the cleaning lady I thought was Jami Lynn. She smelled liked ass, so I automatically think of Jami. When she turned around and smiled, I knew I was hallucinating again and screamed. They stat-ed the orderlies and I was off to seclusion. The drive home was quite refreshing, although the weather is quite frigid. We saw no wildlife whatsoever, which is strange, which must be due to the weather. We stopped and got a cup of hot chocolate, just to relive our early years. Thae waiter seemed quite strange with ruby red eyes and wings where his ears should be. My wife said to ignore it. When we arrived home my Anus chair was still on the porch and presumably well aired out. When we went to enter the door, the Anus chair tried to follow, but I slammed the door on it. Soon, I heard the Anus chair scratching at the door asking to be let in. I told my wife, but she said to ignore it. Tonight we’ll play a game of UNO, then feast on meatball sandwiches before kicking back and watching reruns of ‘Kolchak the night stalker’.
Anonymous Coward 2/8/2025 2:53 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo And so Magus came home on a cold winter night in Wisconsin. He sat down by the fireplace to get warm and he began to relax for the first time in days. He felt like he was being watched and when he looked into the fire he saw dozens of tiny Jami Lynn faces in the flames. This reminded him of the incident in December when he saw her in the fire, and now she's there again. Magus began to cry and scream for the faces to go away, but they began to laugh at him. Suddenly Magus realized his wife was there calling his name. He woke up from the nightmare and she gave him a pill.
Anonymous Coward 2/8/2025 6:46 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus you forgot to lock your butt plug collection before you left. Somebody found them and now you're the laughing stock of the asylum.
Anonymous Coward 2/8/2025 2:30 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magoo still has Jami Lynn, aka The Anus, as an obsession!
Lop Guest 2/9/2025 12:00 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a great sleep last night and I think its due to the new meds I was prescribed. However, I am no sold on their effectiveness on my very real hallucinations that I sometime can’t tell fact from fiction and I get totally freaked out. Since it is so cold out this weekend, I decided not to jog and risk getting frostbite or something. However, I did have to venture out to get some firewood for tonight’s fire in the fireplace. When I uncovered the wood pile, a bright red devil jumped out and threatened me with a pitchfork. It looked so real, so I dropped the firewood and ran into the house. After lunch I ventured out again and successfully got the firewood. However, when I went to the basement to do my laundry, the same red devil terrorized me. I said to it ‘you are not real, you are a figment of imagination’. The damned thing stuck me in the ass with its pitchfork and I felt it, so I ran upstairs. Tonight we’re having Chinese stir fry and pot stickers. Then we plan on watching reruns of ‘Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’.
Anonymous Coward 2/9/2025 1:08 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo He's not even good at this LARP anymore. Tinker with his meds and mak him a tad more psychotic.
Lop Guest 2/9/2025 1:22 am GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a great sleep last night and I think its due to the new meds I was prescribed. However, I am no sold on their effectiveness on my very real hallucinations that I sometime can’t tell fact from fiction and I get totally freaked out. Since it is so cold out this weekend, I decided not to jog and risk getting frostbite or something. However, I did have to venture out to get some firewood for tonight’s fire in the fireplace. When I uncovered the wood pile, a bright red devil jumped out and threatened me with a pitchfork. It looked so real, so I dropped the firewood and ran into the house. After lunch I ventured out again and successfully got the firewood. However, when I went to the basement to do my laundry, the same red devil terrorized me. I said to it ‘you are not real, you are a figment of imagination’. The damned thing stuck me in the ass with its pitchfork and I felt it, so I ran upstairs. Tonight we’re having Chinese stir fry and pot stickers. Then we plan on watching reruns of ‘Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’.
Anonymous Coward 2/9/2025 8:02 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Looks like Magoo is having some bad Karma come back at him.
Babadook 2/9/2025 9:40 pm GMT	RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus has returned to the asylum. I have been told that when he returned some of his butt plugs were missing and he blamed the staff. He became very angry and was out in seclusion. The missing toys were never found.