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AGREED!

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The wind blew hard that night in Wisconsin. Magus laid in bed listening to the roar the wind made as it rattled the house. He was nearly asleep when the Anus Chair began to speak. "Tonight the Dutchman will come calling.". Magus began to sulk because he knew this meant trouble. Magus pulled the covers over his head to hide but after a short time he heard the telltale sound of wooden shoes. The Dutchman had a business proposition. "Donate me, and you may post. You will at least offer better material than Mr. Copy Pasta. Everybody loves a good meltdown story." The Dutchman vanished.


Later Magus was eating soup and as he looked in the bowl he saw the face of Jami Lynn staring at him with an evil look. He got up to run away but Eve grabbed him. Magus knew he was going to be fed to the giant squirrels that surrounded him.


Suddenly he realized that it was really his wife who was shaking him and trying to wake him up. He was in a state of meltdown. He started screaming "Babadook, you are behind this!" so she gave him a pill.

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Magus be careful. TA has conjured a huge group of giant groundhogs to torment you. They can shape shift into kangaroos too!

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According to you, being an alcoholic drunken retard who can't get laid or get a real job, and then fuckin' kills himself is a winner.

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Looks like more of Magus's demons are living rent-free in his head.

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Warning to Lop Guest. I just ate a giant black bean burrito with cheese, salsa and sour cream. That should be enough for me to fart project to Wisconsin so I can blast it in your "anus chair", and you will have to burn it.

Yeah, I'm working on the gophers. The city has a contract with the golf course for a no-kill and humane relocation project. I'll arrange for them to be relocated to an area in northern Wisconsin. I can't disclose the location because I'm pulling a chump and silently rendering them. Will toss salad, cheese and worms on the lawn and in the holes so they dig.

Have a nice weekend!

~ta~

p.s. I hope he doesn't fry oil, he could get dangerous when he starts to see faces in the pan.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

Despite my new meds, I had a bad night’s sleep. I had a nightmare in which Eve came after my penis again with a machete, except this time she chopped it off. I woke up in a cold sweat and checked my privates to make sure it was still intact and thankfully it was, despite how little it is.

After breakfast, I went for a jog and damned if I did not run into Beans again. He continued to torment me and I had no response to his taunts. He owned me as usual. When I finally got back jogging, Jami Lynn was on the roadside airing out her soiled panties. The small was so bad that I broke out into a run until I got back home.

Later in the afternoon I decided to do my laundry. I went to the basement and suddenly, I saw what I thought was BOG. I went to hug her and when I did, I looked up to find out that it was disturd. He laughed and kicked me in the crotch with his wooden shoe. I took a med and went to lie down.

Feeling good, I decided to join the family for dinner. My wife called UberEATS and had some Vietnamese takeout delivered. We’re going to play a game of Catan and then watch reruns of ‘The Three Stooges’.

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Looks like Magus is having mini-meltdowns thinking about Beans pwning him so much.

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90% of this thread is Katya.

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Magus is on his way back to his home away from home!

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Hi Lads,

I had a good night’s sleep dreaming of me finally owning Beans in a troll contest. It was the first win in many years of him beating my ass to a pulp, and I’m putting that mildly. I am an honest guy and admit to being beat by a superior mind.

I went out for a jog after breakfast and was almost home before I smelled something terrible. There are no sewer openings nearby so I was remiss of what it could be. AS I turner around I saw Jami Lynn. I then knew where the smell was coming from. She smiled and said ‘I love living rent free in your head my minion’. I ran home and took a med.

After lunch, me and the boys went for a walk to the river. The boys strayed along the way so I went to look for them since they were not responding to my calls. Suddenly, Eve appeared and said ‘I am looking after your boys, as they are more of a man than you will ever be’. I freaked out and suddenly, my boys were in front of me asking me what was wrong. I told them ‘Nothing’ and we went back home.

We’re having ham, potato salad and asparagus for supper and then I will be going back to the hospital. See you next week lads. Ignore all the fakers who pretend to be me. They are despicable.

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Amateur ^

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My stalkers are persistent but not very bright.

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He who wears the jorts shall wear the crown.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

My stalkers are persistent but not very bright

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Stalker! ^

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^Fake Magus

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Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread.

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Magus has never been noted for having any brains. Total loser.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I had a good night’s sleep dreaming of me finally owning Beans in a troll contest. It was the first win in many years of him beating my ass to a pulp, and I’m putting that mildly. I am an honest guy and admit to being beat by a superior mind.

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Only in his dreams could Magus beat Beans in a trolling contest.

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Ha! Magus owned Bean Lion every day, like he did TA and Katya.

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^ Magus would leave them curled up in the fetal position begging for mercy.


#ninja

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Magus would leave them curled up in the fetal position laughing their asses off as Beans owned Magus again, and again, and again.

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus would leave them curled up in the fetal position laughing their asses off as Beans owned Magus again, and again, and again.


FIFY

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

the magus trollers remind me of old ladies lined up at the slot machines at a casino:

They keep pressing and pressing the button, but at the end, they lose all their money. and go home, disappointed.

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When the real Magus shows up on Friday, he will have his way with all of you. He IS a ninja troll..but y'all have to wait until he's out on pass from the hospital.

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Why do you stalk me all the time? Did I hurt your feels?


REKT

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Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread.

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^ the magustude of your butthurt is so high, that i can't even conceive of it. You seem less rekt and butthurt than the usual smoothbrain. You seem more like you've suffered from infinite Magons.

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Katyanus totally rekt.

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^^Fake Magus. 1. the real Magus is in a hospital during the week.
2. if Magus really had a business, he could never spend a lot of time on here.

Proof, the last poster is fake. (waiting for his ass poor lying explanation)

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Cope! ^

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COPE^

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My stalkers have to imitate every thing I do.