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Anonymous Coward
4/22/2025 11:44 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

LOL!!!!! No one want to imitate a total loser. Narcissitic much?
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Magus
4/22/2025 11:51 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

But you did imitate me by posting the same thing I did.
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Magus
4/23/2025 12:34 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Stop tormenting me otherwise I am going to dig up Beans and suck his dick, just like old times.

Magus
4/23/2025 12:58 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Lousy attempt at trolling.
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Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 2:01 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It seems pretty obvious that Magus does not understand what stalking means?

Making meefy blog posts on a forum where everyone bullies you is not something that someone who was being stalked would do. It is absolutely something a delusional narcissist would do though.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 3:16 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

That's the fake Magus. Real Magus doesn't post during the week because they don't have internet at the loony bin.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 3:30 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

At lunch today Magus thought Jami Lynn was hiding in his mashed potatoes. He had to be sedated. Later a nurse came in to check on him and he thought it was Eve. He's getting worse.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 12:20 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread.


This is the truest thing posted in this thread but unfortunately this thread seems to be the biggest thing to happen to Magus in his entire life which is why it's like digital crack rocks to a narcissist like him.

He will never recover and never stop checking the forum several times a day because it validates his toxic narcissism. A thread all about meeeeeeeeee? Irresistible. Anyone who trolls him must be jealous, right?

Isaac
4/23/2025 3:43 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Admit it, you people are completely crazed about Magus. He's all you think about 24-7.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 4:23 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus turning up to his stalker's house every day to see what they have been saying about him and then crying about it is the dumbest thing I've read in this retarded thread.


This is the truest thing posted in this thread but unfortunately this thread seems to be the biggest thing to happen to Magus in his entire life which is why it's like digital crack rocks to a narcissist like him.

He will never recover and never stop checking the forum several times a day because it validates his toxic narcissism. A thread all about meeeeeeeeee? Irresistible. Anyone who trolls him must be jealous, right?


True as can be. Magus is totally REKT. One of many reasons he is in the hosptal during the week.
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Isaac
4/23/2025 5:05 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is a grand champion troll. He will leave you REKT!



Isaac

Magus
4/23/2025 5:56 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Beans REKT me day in and day out. I learned how to be a better troll form him, but nearly as effective.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 6:25 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"True as can be. Magus is totally REKT. One of many reasons he is in the hosptal during the week."

i wonder if the forum math wizard can show up to see how butthurt magus made you by doing the formula, that shit was hilarious. you seem like a high roller.

Wisconsin Winners
4/23/2025 7:09 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus is a winner, ye be REKT if you provoke him.

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2025 8:40 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Please Anus, don't hurt him

Isaac
4/24/2025 6:23 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I wonder if fake Magus will be here this weekend?

Magus
4/24/2025 6:27 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Admit it, you people are completely crazed about Magus. He's all you think about 24-7.


Because i'm cool. in a dad way...

Isaac
4/24/2025 6:40 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I can't wait for the real Magus to show up tomorrow.

Magus
4/24/2025 6:51 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ fuck off bitch. it's gotta get tiring sometime?

Herb
4/24/2025 9:59 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

You're not Magus, he's at the nuthouse right now.

Magus
4/24/2025 10:05 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^ if you mean by posting on here, then yes. I'm definitely in the nut house.

Not you though, dwarf.

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2025 10:40 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Why do you pretend to be the incel Magoo?
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Anonymous Coward
4/24/2025 11:42 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo


^ fuck off bitch. it's gotta get tiring sometime?


You sound mad? Maybe you should take a break for the sake of your mental health if you can't handle the bantz?
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Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 2:55 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Thursday night. Magus went to bed early because he knew tomorrow was going to be a busy day. He looked forward to going home, even if it means not having his butt plugs with him. Magus was soon snoring, a noise heard all over the building. ,


He was now at home and the Anus Chair began to speak. "Magus if you go outside the groundhogs will eat you.". He went in the kitchen and opened the door to the microwave and he saw TA's face looking at him. He slammed the door shut and then reopened it and she was gone. He fixed lunch and sat down to eat but he realized somebody was behind him. He turned around and there she was again! She chased him out into the yard where a bunch of giant groundhogs joined the chase. Magus climbed up a tree to escape but he soon realized he was in bigger trouble. A giant bat was hanging upside down from a limb. It saw Magus and said "Donate Me!". The bat had a human face that looked like the Dutchman. Magus woke up in sweats, screaming for D to get out of my tree.

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 3:02 am GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Does the storyteller really think that lopguest can climb a tree? Hell, there are squirrels up there.

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 4:26 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Nope, just a bat that looked like D, if you are a schizo, that is.

Babadook
4/25/2025 4:32 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo the true
The one that's really you
Oh, glorious Magoo
We summon you.

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 4:37 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

u would only know that he returned if you were in the asylum as well... checkmate, loser

Babadook
4/25/2025 5:53 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

We will know when the great Magoo is here because he will have a crazy avatar photo and a blue name "LOP Guest". He is the great Magoo!

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 7:19 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

And we will be regaled with a scrumptious menu that is pretty much no more than shit on a shingle. And the games! Yahtzee, parcheesi (yes, I had to look that one up).

Honestly, I bet he could beat trump at golf, he's just that good.

Magus
4/25/2025 7:22 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Katya we summon you to your cringey larp!

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 7:26 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

At lunch today Magus thought Jami Lynn was hiding in his mashed potatoes

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Wait what? I may be pasty but dem be fightin' words. Now we must parse this. What kind of potatoes were they? Russet w/butter, cream and chives? Little bacon on top? Dollup of sour cream?

Ok, I can go with that. Just pop a few edible googly eyes and we are good to to.

~ta~

Magus
4/25/2025 7:26 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

And we will be regaled with a scrumptious menu that is pretty much no more than shit on a shingle. And the games! Yahtzee, parcheesi (yes, I had to look that one up).

Honestly, I bet he could beat trump at golf, he's just that good.

You seem like a very Jaded person who has given up and just gives too many fucks.

Why make your life even more miserable and worthless than it already is?
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Magus
4/25/2025 7:32 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Sorry if I seem irritable. I had a hard time getting my electric buttplug out of my bunghole. It vibrated in too far Had to get one of the boys to pull it out with some hefy forceps. Next time, maybe I'll try a gerbil.

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2025 7:32 pm GMT

RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Wait what? I may be pasty but dem be fightin' words. Now we must parse this. What kind of potatoes were they? Russet w/butter, cream and chives? Little bacon on top? Dollup of sour cream?

Ok, I can go with that. Just pop a few edible googly eyes and we are good to to.

~ta~



In the mind of Magus anything is possible. He's crazy you know.

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