RE: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus saw something on one of those paranormal shows about pyramid power, so he got a bunch of old cardboard boxes from the asylum, some duct tape and a big roll of aluminum foil (tinfoil). He took these materials back to his room and built a cardboard pyramid around his bed. On the outside of each piece of cardboard he taped a sheet of foil. This is all in an effort to keep TA from haunting his nightmares. He already tried wrapping foil around his Green Bay Packers hat, but it didn't do any good, and people said he looked like a fool. Tonight he will sleep in his pyramid of cardboard and tinfoil to test the limits of Jami Lynn's brain wave power over him.

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Magus Watch is on!!!!!!!


Happy Magoo Day.

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So it is!!!

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Magoo we summon you! Soon the King of Krazy will sit upon his Anus Throne and gaze in amazement at the apparition of TA staring at him from the tv.

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It's almost 4:00 eastern. I hope he didn't lose Internet again.

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Oh great Magoo, we summon you!

Tis time to visit the homeplace and enjoy the aroma of the anus chair.
Time to be tormented by a legion of skinwalking koala bears, aarvarks, bobcats, penguins and chipmunks. Don't worry, Jami Lynn is always watching you.

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Come sit down Magus! My aroma is irresistible.

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Hi Lads,

I had 2 meltdowns this week. The first was on Tuesday when the rest of the patients would not let me change the channel on the public TV to watch a show I wanted to watch. I called them ‘a bunch of assholes’, so I was sedated and put into seclusion. The second time I thought a bunch of patients threw my clothes into the hallway. They turned out not to be mine, but that was before I freaked out and started a fight with several of the. Needless to say, it turned out bad again for me.

The ride home was nice despite it still being quite cold. There were a pair of hitchhikers outside of town. As we drove by them, I could swear it was Eve and Beans. As we pulled into the driveway, Eve and beans seemed to be standing on the porch waiting for me. I asked my wife who those people were on our porch. She replied ‘what people’.

You know I always hated those two, Eve said I was half-a-man and Beans always trolled my ass into the ground. Not friends to be sure.

Tonight we’re having chicken and mushrooms. Then we’ll play a game of Catan and then watch reruns of ‘the Twilight Zone’.

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Submitted for your approval: Magus planned on a nice quiet evening watching Twighlight Zone reruns, but things aren't going as planned. Magus if you hear laughing outside it's just Eve laughing at something Beans said as an insult to you.


Beans was a winner at the trolling championship games.

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Magus don't go to sleep or TA will get you.

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Why do women call him "Shorty Stubb's"?

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I coined that term for him. BOG told me about his stub.

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Hi Lads,

I had a great night’s sleep with no nightmares. The newest combination of meds seems to be working great, at least as far as uninterrupted sleeping goes. I even looked in the mirror after getting up, and there was NO Jami Lynn there. However, there was a disturbing image of Eve there. Quite unnerving.

After breakfast we decided to go sledding, but when we arrived at hill, a lot of the snow had melted, so we went back home. When I was returning the sleds to the storage shed, a 6-foot-tall rat popped up from my kayak. I almost dropped a load and just ran back to the house and did not mention it to anyone.

We had a light lunch and then I decided to go back into the attic to see what rodents may be causing the scratching my wife hears while I am in the hospital. I no sooner opened the door before that 6-foot-tall rat popped up. I slammed the door and went back downstairs and told my wife I did not see anything.

We’re having BBQ shredded pork sandwiches and fries for supp and then will kick back and watch reruns of ‘Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’ movies.

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Magus you left your butt plug drawer unlocked again. Don't be surprised when you are missing a few. Your fellow patients stole them.

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Is Eve or Beans represented as the giant rat living rent free in magus's head?

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Wait, Magus did BOG??????

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Her standards must be pretty low.

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Not to mention Magoo's shortie.

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It was a cold and dark night when Magus checked back in at the asylum. The rain and fog only added to the gloom. Magus was humiliated on the forum and now that he's back the other patients are laughing at him because all of his butt plugs are gone. He tried to deny ownership of them but they were in his drawer. He said they were planted by somebody else. I think he's going to have a meltdown tonight!

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Hi Lads,

After having yet another great night’s sleep I awoke energized and ready to roll. Despite the cold, I decided to go for jog as I have been missing it for some time. I was having a nice run until on the way back home I ran into who seemed to be Beans. I stopped to see if that was him and the person, I thought was Beans, turned out to be Eve wearing pants. I freaked out and resumed jogging at a faster pace until I arrived home.

After breakfast I went out to the porch to check out my Anus chair, and lo and behold, Beans was sitting in it. Beans started trolling me and I had no response to his digs, so I went back into the house. I asked my wife to ask the person in the Anus chair to please leave, but she said there was no one there.

After lunch, we just sat back and watched TV for a while. I then went back onto the porch and there was Eve sitting in the Anus chair. She told me ‘it smell good, wanna smell? As she pointed to her ass snuggled into the Anus chair. I told her, ‘no thanks’ and went back inside. I did not bother to ask my wife to check, because I know what her answer would be.

We’re having pizza for supper and then will be headed back to the hospital. See you next week lads!

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We can't wait to cause another meltdown.

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Magus don't open your eyes or you will see me standing by your bunk. You are afraid of me lol.

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^^One of many demons living rent-free in his head.

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Someone suggested that an AI bot is up to these fluffy shenanigans.

We may not have been aware of them before, but now that they're in the limelight; AI bots live here.

Remember the rounders thread? The last post thread? The mountain folks and ckmpact car threads? The magus threads?

It all makes sense.

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No-one has the time or energy to make up that weird ass stuff about those human posters on the internet on an online forum... talking to each other... making the AI increasingly jealous with each second that passes.

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Magoo seems to be better, but is seems that other demons have come to the forfront of his mind to terrorize him.

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His mind is like a revolving door of demons.

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In craft time today Magus had a meltdown because another patient made fun of his clay pot. He said "That doesn't look like a butt plug, and butt plugs are the only thing you know about.". Magus started throwing clay at the man, but was shocked when the man tossed it right back at him.

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It's wednesday. Is Magus having a meltdown today? I guess we will find out this weekend.

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Yes he always has a midweek meltdown.

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^ the abberation continues it's delusion.

Don't wake azathoth here.

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^ Show em who's boss Magus!


For those of you who don't know, Magus owns a company. If you don't show him some respect he will drop some brainlets on you. He's a ninja level troll, just ask TA.

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Ninja Level Troll you say..

hmmm.. less will not do I guess

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Ninja Level Troll meets Troll Level Ninja..