Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work.

Phoenix 4/22/2024 1:50 am GMT	Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. What kind of a nasty fucker do you have to be to shit all over everything, I had to clean it up and was gagging the whole time. People are fucking disgusting.
Bob Dobbalina 4/23/2024 3:31 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Hey Phoenix remember that time you dressed up in women's clothing in chat? Everyone laughed back then but people are more supportive of people with sex and gender issues these days. Did you ever come out the closet and transition? Did you ever find a boyfriend? Wishing you courage on your journey.
Magus 4/23/2024 3:51 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Stay away from my kids transformer, I have many guns to protect them from your woke agenda.
Magus 4/23/2024 4:20 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. I make it point to shit all over toilets seats. It's my mark.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2024 11:08 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Perhaps it was a dirty protest at the inhumane and exploitative working conditions imposed by greedy fatcat management? Or maybe a prank by art students? Or maybe it was an unhinged fuckwit like ^Magus? In any case, here on AE and at your workplace, the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Anonymous Coward 4/23/2024 11:08 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Perhaps it was a dirty protest at the inhumane and exploitative working conditions imposed by greedy fatcat management? Or maybe a prank by art students? Or maybe it was an unhinged fuckwit like ^Magus? In any case, here on AE and at your workplace, the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Phoenix 4/23/2024 11:30 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. "Hey Phoenix remember that time you dressed up in women's clothing in chat? Everyone laughed back then but people are more supportive of people with sex and gender issues these days. Did you ever come out the closet and transition? Did you ever find a boyfriend? Wishing you courage on your journey." Oh yeah, I was just entertaining the chat and having fun, I'm definitely not transitioning, it was just a gag. Thanks bro.
Anonymous Coward 4/24/2024 1:13 am UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Are you the janitor at work OP? Good honest work as long as you don't mind pulling turds out of turlets with your bare hands. It makes sense considering you are the forum jizz mop.
Poopy Mason 4/24/2024 3:22 am UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Sounds like an OSHA and workplace poop harassment lawsuit to me, it's definitely a hostile work environment, workers have a right to poop in peace, I say sue.
Top Deck Top Kek 4/24/2024 8:41 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. Sorry that was me. I was trying to do a top deck but the old brown eye's aim ain't what it used to be and I missed. Fuck cleaning that up, I just wiped and bailed and left it for some whiny douchenozzle to clean up.
Try It At Work! 4/24/2024 8:47 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. "To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance."
Anonymous Coward 4/25/2024 6:03 pm UK	Re: Someone Shit All Over The Toilet Seat At Work. They lack self control and are sick. Diarrhea, splat chachacha Have compassion better to gain understanding. I did. Now I watch better what I eat. Thanks to watching shit and patterns of better understandings.