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Fucking Up The Website Again!

Elaine
4/30/2024 1:21 am GMT

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Fucking Up The Website Again!

Working on the "USA" section... that's the bit where you can pull data from US designated market areas. (I wrote this for back when I was working with curmy writing code for TV stations and advertising firms.)

Reminds me of good times. I would think up the code, and curmy would walk by my desk and say, "Wouldn't it be nice if we had a button that would (fill in the blank)." And I would make that button.

Then I'd give the code to curmy as ask him to "Break it". He was a really excellent hacker, and would spend a few days finding my errors and generally fucking things up.

We worked well together.

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 2:46 am UK

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Tell us less ellen

Bob
4/30/2024 9:55 am UK

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please fix the registration page, several of us would like to create an account.

Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 11:15 am UK

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How does one quote anything?
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Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 11:31 am UK

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"_____ ____"

^^^

like that

Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 2:39 pm UK

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Sure as shit blocking donators, lol.

pool nli
4/30/2024 9:08 pm UK

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hope you're having a beautiful day.
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Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 11:32 pm UK

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How does one quote anything?

Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 11:58 pm UK

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[Quote/]FARTKNOCKER[quote/]

Anonymous Coward
5/1/2024 12:22 am UK

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^^That worked great!
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Anonymous Coward
5/2/2024 2:25 am UK

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[Quote/]FARTKNOCKER[quote/]

Stubbs
5/3/2024 4:50 am UK

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I can't seem to get my account to registar. This site is sure high tech. Can somebody help me?

~curmy snuggums commands you..
5/3/2024 11:02 pm UK

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".. this me elain, your ~curmy snuggums..

FROM THE OTHER SIDE..

give anons photo posting rights E

AND

a full dash board of function goodies..

~leelz says hi!..

I'm being pulled baccc.."

[Loss of ghost signal]

Anonymous Coward
5/4/2024 4:08 pm UK

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Please add the "Chloe side eye smilie" for when people make really weird posts like the one above.

It's on literally every modern site in the world.

Elaine
5/4/2024 7:28 pm UK

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"give anons photo posting rights E"

If you are a "trusted" member you can post photos. Only then.

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Elaine
5/4/2024 7:29 pm UK

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"Chloe side eye smilie"

link?

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Elaine
5/4/2024 8:38 pm UK

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The music and music-artists' sections should be working now. Next - I'm fucking up books and authors!

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

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Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 7:59 pm UK

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Work on registration dumbass

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 11:27 pm UK

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"Chloe side eye smiley.

Link?"


https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/side-eyeing-chloe

trustee
5/15/2024 10:37 pm UK

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If you are a "trusted" member you can post photos. Only then.


Oh..

Butt i yam!
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trusted forum members
5/15/2024 10:45 pm UK

Trust us Trust us Trust us..!!


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Sun Spot Speculator
5/16/2024 11:23 pm UK

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$$$

Anonymous Coward
5/17/2024 12:28 am UK

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Elaine
5/17/2024 6:19 pm UK

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Thanks!

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Nowie
5/17/2024 11:29 pm UK

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"give anons photo posting rights E"

Mrs Elaine

If you are a "trusted" member you can post photos. Only then.


No way! That didn't work out for the Poo Pit at all.

Someone kept posting coprophilia pictures! I think everyone should have no image posting except for Mrs Elaine!

What happens if someone gets hacked and their passwords leaked? We could end up with a Goatse situation!

Elaine
5/18/2024 1:49 am UK

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"What happens if someone gets hacked and their passwords leaked?"

Even if somebody hacks our database, they still wouldn't be able to see your password. And since there's no address or credit card info on there, the hackers don't give a fuck.

They normally only hack stuff that gets them some cash.

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

Elaine
5/18/2024 1:54 am UK

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"We could end up with a Goatse situation!"

And that's exactly why I don't let most people post images. There is no brain bleach powerful enough for goatse.

Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡

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Flatulent Poodle Fucker
5/18/2024 2:15 am UK

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NOWEENIE MAKES US SICK AT OUR STOMACHS!

^^^ Nowie coulda gone to Perth, become a man..

Completed hisself.

But no..

He decided to stay here..

And be E's

YAP YAP DOG!



Yes ms. E. No ms. E. Whatever you say ms.E...

167.114.118.4

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Flatulent Poodle Fucker
5/18/2024 2:28 am UK

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he's schnutzless too!

"DON'T BE MEAN TO OUR LITTLE NoWEENNIE kins!"

"here boy,

here's your leetle cucktreat!"

167.114.118.4

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Nowie
5/18/2024 4:00 am UK

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Quote Mrs Elaine

"What happens if someone gets hacked and their passwords leaked?"

Even if somebody hacks our database, they still wouldn't be able to see your password. And since there's no address or credit card info on there, the hackers don't give a fuck.

They normally only hack stuff that gets them some cash.


That's great, I for one appreciate the lack of attack surface! But what if someone impersonated someone else to their ISP, or stole their wallet or phone?

Stoopid people are everywhere and not everyone knows about phishing. We do here at AE, but we could be at a local bakery buying a custard tart or vanilla slice and our phone on a table, if there was a distraction it would be bad!

I know I always check before leaving the bakery or sushi shop that I always have my phone. But some people are careless. Even if we're not careless someone could steal a laptop out of a car, my buddy used to keep his work laptop in his car while he was either buying or selling stuff down in Melbourne.

What if we just provide a link for approval like that sideways eye Chloe meme and then it gets approved.
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Nowie
5/18/2024 4:08 am UK

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Quote Mrs Elaine

"We could end up with a Goatse situation!"

And that's exactly why I don't let most people post images. There is no brain bleach powerful enough for goatse.


I still remember the day I saw it, I drank way too much tequila and I still remember the horror.

I had a gay neighbour back in Brisbane and he asked me, "Why I never really went anywhere most of the time?" I told him between Youtube, Fookbook and Funstation there really wasn't much point just going random places for most people and most of my friends were online." He replied, "Netflix was great, but apart from major social media sites he was careful about where he went online because he saw Goatse."

I was like, "Dood, I thought that was before your time." So, he said, "People are still spreading it and he couldn't believe anyone would do that to themselves!"

Nowie
5/18/2024 4:16 am UK

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^^^ Nowie coulda gone to Perth, become a man..

Completed hisself.


I feel sorry for you dood.

Thinking a dysfunctional relationship based on public perception of how you have to live your life to please someone who will just leave you 50% of the time and raise a whole bunch of kids who will scorn you because you weren't there in their lives because you were busy with werk!

No amount of trolling or poodlefuckery will make your life more palatable to anyone. You're a beast of burden whose life is to suffer the fate of a mediocre life lived.

mediocrity = sublime excellence
5/18/2024 9:33 am UK

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.. the fate of a mediocre life lived.


In other words, an extreme life lived is the goal of greatness.

The 'fate' of an 'average' life is to be despised.

These are your metrics, your standards, your judgement of lives

lived!?

Shirley sir there have been countless 'extreme' lives in history you would find, upon honest examination ..

abominable horrors of existence.

shh..
5/18/2024 9:46 am UK

Nowie worships extreme despotic monsters

( Nowie admires and respects the 'extreme achievments' of H*tler, St*lin and D*nald Tr*mp.

pass it on!)
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Nowie
5/18/2024 7:39 pm UK

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Nowie admires and respects the 'extreme achievments' of H*tler, St*lin and D*nald Tr*mp.

pass it on!


What a crock of shit!

Extreme achievements are so much more than relatively modern political posers!

I mean how awesome was Christopher Columbus, Marco Polo, Marie Curie, Plato and Marcus Aurelius! How awesome was Julius Caesar, Leonardo Da Vinci and Ibn al-Haytham? How great was Benjamin Frankin and the rest of the Founding Fathers?

Nowie hits back!
5/18/2024 8:30 pm UK

(NoWeenie's long atropeed mini-balls are miraculously unthawing!)

What a crock of shit!

Extreme achievements are so much more than relatively modern political posers!


HaLol. ^( NoWeenie is coming out of his drugclouded forum womenz cuckenabled free rent poopy shed daze)( we are witnessing the growth of manly manhood!)

CROCK OF SHIT!

OUR personal mundane mediocre political/religious hero is none other than ..

MAHATMA GHANDI!

YOUR EQUIVALENT OVERACHIEVING HISTORICAL SUPER/MONSTER IS NONE OTHER

than the despicable..ghengis khan.

Clearly your prep school elitist condesendingly faux/macho ideas and labels of mediocrity, the super virtue of which you SO profess to loathe and disdain

is quite simply

bollocks fodder in the social forum

TRASH HEAP OF IDEAS!

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