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Anusopoly

Magus
4/30/2024 4:47 am GMT

Anusopoly

Alright, so this sparked an idea.
What would the gameboard be like?
What could we replace the hoses, hotels and properties with?
I had a thought: boardwalk could be "courtfrog's pool"

Magus
4/30/2024 4:51 am UK

Re: Anusopoly

I'll have to come up with something tomorrow at work.
And then the anus will whine.
And then Elaine will delete and ban.
Fun isn't allowed but I'll try anyway hehe.

Magus
4/30/2024 5:04 am UK

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This is going to be funny and I'm laughing right now while brainstorming and waking my wife up while she's trying to sleep.

ANUSOPOLY. Lmfao

Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 4:47 pm UK

Re: Anusopoly

Railroads:

The Cringe Line
The Dead Cat Line
The Restraining Order
The Hatch Line

Richie Rich
4/30/2024 5:25 pm UK

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Cringeopoly Magus edition.

•Rehash old drama about personal demons

•Whiff slam dunks on the anus

•Be a mad lad who got REKT

•Cope harder

•Still seething

•Be full of cringe
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Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 5:26 pm UK

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But still winning!

Community Chest
4/30/2024 6:21 pm UK

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You have been released from the mental hostipal, your demons collect $200 and get another year of rent, rent free.
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Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 7:05 pm UK

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If you win, you become an untouchable Blue Name on Lop.

Anonymous Coward
4/30/2024 8:02 pm UK

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Ok fine I won't make it then.
Your loss on the hilarity.
I'm too busy today anyway.

Anus Spotted
4/30/2024 8:06 pm UK

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"Ok fine I won't make it then.
Your loss on the hilarity."

Why is the anus pretending to be Magus?

She must be back on the hooch?
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Anonymous Coward
5/1/2024 4:13 am UK

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The game pieces could be a frog or a guitar. Maybe a cat one too.

Magus
5/1/2024 6:26 pm UK

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ok i did it.

https://imgur.com/JNV3K2A

Anonymous Coward
5/1/2024 6:28 pm UK

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i should have oriented it better and all that, i'm tired though and i'm running out of time before work is over

Anonymous Coward
5/2/2024 3:24 am UK

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Oh come on u know it was funny.

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 4:46 am UK

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Yeah but if you try to copyright it, I win because I am the one and only Anus.

~ta~

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 4:54 am UK

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I will contemplate the suggestions above and make my own. It is actually a hilarious idea.

~ fucktard card (applies to everyone)
~ go to recipe hell card
~ troll me on a full moon and I will eat you
~ summer heat in menopause....no AC, who do you eliminate?

Works for me. We need someone to work this up into an actual board.

~ta~

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 5:01 am UK

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*She must be back on the hooch?*

I've never been off it, just cut down. A lot. I did not post this thread, nor did I post on it except the couple above.

Thank you for your contemptuous concern.

This should be AEopoly because there is so much material here.

~ta~

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 11:41 am UK

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"Fucktard card". Lmao. So what's going to be on the cards?

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 11:44 am UK

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Instead of "get out of jail free" it should be"go to jail for free"

Cmon, 3 square meals, don't have to deal with work, etc.

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 1:47 pm UK

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Three hots and a cot. Or in my case a steel slab.

As "houses" you get steel toilet/sink/mirror sets. We will just call them vanity sets.

Gotta add the trading that goes on. I was solicited to trade coffee for tea at the commissary so many times. But I already cut a deal to trade my coffee for tea.

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 3:21 pm UK

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TA gets free rent in your heads.

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 3:33 pm UK

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Chance card: You get into an argument with your geriatric landlady and threaten her with a breadkife but manage to avoid going back to prison. Advance directly to the nearest homeless shelter

Community Chest: You turn up to work drunk and get fired and try to convince the forum that it's because your boss hates you. You fail and are forced to return your $200 to the bank.
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