Elaine
5/6/2024
10:28 pm GMT
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"I’m Embarrassed To Tell You This"
After some troll signed me up for all the far-right email lists, I received this email from republican representative John Kennedy. I hope you all enjoy it.
You’ve already done so much.
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John Kennedy for Senate
Folks,
I’m a little embarrassed. You know my parents always taught me to be grateful, not ask for too much, and thank those who were nice enough to give me a gift. So, before I get to the bad news, let me just say that your strong support in 2023 made me happier than a penguin in an ice chest.
Your donations gave me the resources to fight the Left’s agenda, and your kind words gave me the support to keep fighting. I couldn’t do it without you. That’s why I hate to have to ask for your support so soon again, right after you did everything you could to help me in 2023, but there’s just too much on the line not to ask.
I missed my April fundraising goal, and my Radical Left opponents noticed. They’ve not only taken notice, but they’re taking action. They’ve called in the big guns to pour sickening amounts of money into their campaigns to try and beat Republicans in 2024 and push their Socialist Agenda. This can’t happen.
I NEED YOUR HELP. I’M HUMBLY ASKING.
The only way we’re going to save America, Take Back the Senate, and stop the Left’s Liberal Agenda is by standing together. We’ve got to start May off right, and I’m hoping you can help me do just that by rushing what you can below.
RUSH $25
RUSH $50
RUSH $100
RUSH $250
RUSH $500
I appreciate your understanding, and I hope you’ll help me catch up.
Thank you,
John Kennedy for Senate
Senator John Kennedy
Paid for by John Kennedy for Us
John Kennedy for Us
P.O. Box 80418
Baton Rouge, LA 70808
If you would like to send donation by mail, click here
Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡
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Anonymous Coward
5/7/2024
12:29 am UK
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Re: "I’m Embarrassed To Tell You This"
" to try and beat Republicans"
Odd statement there, since hes not running as a Republican, He is his own party "We The People" party.
I usually listen to what candidates on both side have to say, but I just can't get past this guys voice, few minutes in and I have to turn him off.
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