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Magus 4/15/2025 10:25 pm GMT	Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Issac, i take back all of the bad things I said about you being a nerd and that birds live in your ratsnest beard, etc. That being said, will you play a game of dungeons and dragons with me? I am the Wizard of course, but you seem like the kind of high int, weak melee type. Like an Alchemist. You are the Alchemist and I am the Wizard. Who else should join us on this grand quest, knaves?
Rick Moranis 4/15/2025 10:29 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? I am the keymaster
The Dork Lord 4/15/2025 10:39 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Deer lord. Magus seems desperate for attention? I have trouble believing anyone can be so cringeworthy but then I remember all his other posts and that theory is totally and utterly destroyed. Much like Magoo's internet persona. Rest In Piss, sweet ponce.
Magus 4/15/2025 10:44 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Ahh we have the key master here joining us as the thief with master lockpicking abilities and gaydolf, the butthurt retard who doesn't like fun. Who else here will join me, Issac, the thief and gaydolf?
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2025 10:50 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? It's not really much of a stretch for Magus to LARP as a halfling wizard since he is exactly that IRL.
Magus 4/15/2025 10:56 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? ^ the dwarf has entered the chat. You're looking in the mirror, Gaylord. So now we have the Alchemist, the Wizard, the thief, gaydolf and the Dwarf. I think we're almost set for our grand adventure! :D
Moar Larping 4/15/2025 11:03 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Projection and No U by the manlet who served on a submarine where there is a height limit that excludes normal sized and tall people.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2025 11:14 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? ^ a -1 charisma modifier has been put on the dwarf.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2025 11:15 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me?
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2025 11:52 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Who's Isaac?
Anonymous Coward 4/16/2025 12:05 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? The Dork Lord You guys crack me up.
Fridge Studebaker 4/16/2025 12:10 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? . WHO’s I Isaac Forks old forum boyfriend. Seems they were a thing right around the time of the anus’s adventures in Henrico county.
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2025 4:09 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? I have not come across an alchemist character type before What are its strengths What weapon types is it allowed What are its attributes and bonuses Give a "dungeon masters guide" type breakdown of its attacks, defenses and abilities Thank you
Magus 4/17/2025 11:12 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? I have not come across an alchemist character type before What are its strengths What weapon types is it allowed What are its attributes and bonuses Give a "dungeon masters guide" type breakdown of its attacks, defenses and abilities Relatively high defense, low offense but with abilities that make for a good attack. I thought of an ability called 'lab explosion', which would cause you some damage but a ton to the opponent. Also the ability to craft a liquid Nitrogen potion to disarm a trap. Just useful, cool things of that nature.
Magus 4/17/2025 11:16 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? The classes that I have are as follows: Alchemist Barbarian Necromancer Bard Wizard Assassin/thief I kept it to 6, so all u do is roll a d6 and then you have your class for the game.
Magus 4/17/2025 12:00 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? I'm still hashing out the loot tables, but the idea is that you can use an item or sell it for gold to purchase something else. So, let's say you've defeated a skeleton and you get an herb or flower of some type for the loot. You can combine it with a glass jar and something else like another herb to make a potion that does something very specific, so you can stop it away in your inventory if you need it. The possibilities are endless, but you are only allowed up to four items in your inventory to use as you embark on your grand adventure.
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2025 7:30 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? You just stated the character is weak Now you loading it down with ingredients and containers an crap What is its weapon class Add that weight Clothing Kit Ridiculous character Pointless All abilities are covered by other characters And your party? All chaotic? With a necromancer in there, no neutral or good character will abide with that You have no "tank" Barbarian is armor less or looses bezerker bonus Casters a thief and a barbarian Sounds like a mooslim hoard
Magus 4/17/2025 7:38 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? You just stated the character is weak Now you loading it down with ingredients and containers an crap What is its weapon class Add that weight Clothing Kit Ridiculous character Pointless All abilities are covered by other characters And your party? All chaotic? With a necromancer in there, no neutral or good character will abide with that You have no "tank" Barbarian is armor less or looses bezerker bonus Casters a thief and a barbarian Sounds like a mooslim hoard Alright this is good criticism. So, here's what I did: with a d6, you have six balanced classes: alchemist - 2/6 barbarian - 3/5 necromancer - 4/4 bard - 4/4 wizard - 5/3 6/2 - assassin They all have different abilities. I tried to make it as balanced as possible but i also wanted to make like one or two cool things that they could do. All of you Magic: The gathering nerds oughta weigh in on this. Looking at you, Issac.
Magus 4/17/2025 7:42 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? So the idea is: is that it's a 30 minute d&d fun time. like, playing monopoly in 30 mins. Because honestly, I don't have time to get too involved in a real RPG like back in the day but I enjoy playing games and the mechanics involved.
Magus 4/17/2025 8:01 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? The Alchemist has a weak attack, BUT, it makes up for it with the things it can do. Really, it seems like the strongest class if you have half a brain. Having said that, in your case, you definitely rolled a barbarian. Now, fight for me, knave!
Magus 4/17/2025 8:11 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? So in my trial runs of this, the Alchemist basically lives the longest and can wreck u. I gotta rethink the enemies.
Magus 4/17/2025 8:57 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? So, I've been kind of in RPGs, but not like a mega-harcore-never has had sex in his entire life tier nerd like Issac. And these games are hard, like i got into everquest when it came out and wow and such. D&d is basically the same thing but I like it better because it seems more real.
Magus 4/17/2025 9:05 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? It's sad because my younger brother was an even bigger nerd than you could possibly imagine and even HE got me into these fun games, and yet he became the prom king and shit. Some people just got it, some don't. Nowie and the anus 'got it'. Kal, not so much. Issac: lmao, no. I think that solo has 'got it". U know? It's like unwritten and you just kind of "know" Like that eve psycho spaz: maybe. Tries too hard and doesn't really hit home. Elaine: geriatric. Distard: obsessive spastic retard. There's really nothing here
Kal 4/17/2025 9:24 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? My level 48 charmed power shaman will leave you REKT.
Magus 4/17/2025 11:07 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? U know, i had considered a shaman as a class. But it seems like a bad-guy cope because they aren't righteous enough to have a Palain! (Not to say that the good guys aren't gay AF)
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2025 11:10 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? *Paladin
Magus 4/17/2025 11:17 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? My level 48 charmed power shaman will leave you REKT. Ok bitch let's do this. First off, you're charmed so that means you're under my control to begin with, noob. Second of all, by power shaman you probably mean elemental shaman and since I'm a fucking WIZARD... i have insane amounts of spell resist, so your gay power bottom attack won't even work on me, if you weren't under my control to begin with. I'd just walk you off a cliff, lmao.
Magus 4/18/2025 4:06 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Anus wrote that ^
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2025 4:29 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? An anus has written this whole thread
Nowie 4/18/2025 6:44 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Some people just got it, some don't. Nowie and the anus 'got it'. Kal, not so much. Issac: lmao, no. I think that solo has 'got it". U know? It's like unwritten and you just kind of "know" No way! I'm the biggest loser I know! If it wasn't for "Ladies of negotiable affection" who like drugs (Mostly pot and money...) or are desperate single mothers who regret their divorce, I'd be a handholdless less virgin who couldn't even use booze to pick up a drunk chick! I'm the biggest incel I know! In fact my, uncool birdsnest hair and ratsnest beard with bad BO make me a real contender for the picture of "The Cellar Dwelling Incel" according to the online Merriam Webster dictionary! I'd play D&D, but I need booze to be sociable!
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2025 2:37 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Omgosh Where to start Bard can not be in a party not neutral or good You still have not addressed the weight limitations and where is your crafting success table , concocted potion damage / transform / heal ratios and percentages for the useless alchemist You , obviously, have not thought this out
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2025 2:44 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? I have a monk character, Theous He is equipped with a robe, belt and quarter staff He falls under weight limit to receive bonus attack speed He is a one weapon master gaining weapon damage bonus He uses a class weapon, mastered hit bonus Because he a one weapon master he allowed spells My monk, Theous, will rout your entire party Leave you broken and beaten , but still with all your belongings , kit and money Because Theous is a Neutral / Good character Yup
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2025 2:53 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Furthermore Theous is impervious to any frost or cold attack An attribute gained during the midule G2 The Glacial Rift of the Frost Giant Jarl Having survived myltiple bouts of frostbite Wearing only amonks robe an belt no shoes , his constitution is off the charts now
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2025 2:56 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? ^ module not midule, sorry
Magus 4/18/2025 8:36 pm GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Omgosh Where to start Bard can not be in a party not neutral or good You still have not addressed the weight limitations and where is your crafting success table , concocted potion damage / transform / heal ratios and percentages for the useless alchemist You , obviously, have not thought this out I actually have thoughoughly thought this out. Those stats and limitations... i could just play D&D for that. This is something different: I wanted an RPG theme ttrpg that it lasts 30 minutes, maybe an hour at most and at the end, you tally up your points. You aren't quite powerful enough to survive 2 or 3 enemies at a time, so you use the loot that you gain from killing the enemies to give you a creative advantage. This goes on and you draw your "adventure card" each turn that tells you what to do or what is happening. The longest I survived was with the 3/5 barbarian, it took a little over an hour. And then, you tally up the loot, gold, life, things like that at the end and gain the highest points to challenge yourself or maybe some friends and family.
Muh Bored Game 4/19/2025 10:39 am GMT	RE: Isaac, Will You Play Dungeons And Dragons With Me? Are you calling it The Cones of Dunceshire? Maybe Dungeons and Dipshits? Tunnels and Beta Trolls?