Weird Shit My Neighbors Say

Elaine 4/1/2024 6:33 pm GMT	Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I just heard one mother saying to her 4 or 5 year old son, "Don't you start that crying shit. You're a boy, not a girl!" I feel like we should write a book called "How to Fuck Up Your Children in 5 Easy Steps!" Working on the replies today. Just got distracted by the fucking neighbors. They were playing loud music til 3:00 AM. I have never been so tempted to go shoot a blameless subwoofer. Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡
X9 4/8/2024 5:54 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say One of my neighbors said his best friend passed away and that he had just gotten back from the funeral. It just happened that his best friend was also the father of one of my old friends from decades back. So we were talking about how it turned out we knew the same people and he then he starts prowdly boasting about how he banged his best friends girl hot friend while he was in jail 50+ some years ago. I didn't know what to say. Then it got awkwardly silent.
Cockaroonie 4/9/2024 9:15 pm UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I don't live anywhere near a trailer park, so I don't get to hear shit like that.
9X 4/11/2024 4:30 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say Today a neighbor asked me if I have a black cat with a white neck. I said no. She said she saw this cat in my yard a couple times this week. She said she wanted to check with me before she took it because she really liked it and figured it must be a stray. I told her that lots of other neighbors have cats and it most likely belongs to one of them. She said that she would check with the neighbors and if it doesn't belong to them she would keep it. About 20-30 minutes later she comes up with a small dog and asks me if it is mine. I said no. She says she just found it. She says it might be a stray. She then asks me if I can watch it for a few minutes while she asks other neighbors if it is their dog. I reluctantly said OK. She comes back after about 15 minutes and says that the it doesnt belong to the neighbors she talked to so it must be a stray. She then asks me if I want to keep it. I said no. I told her it probably belongs to somebody in the neighborhood as it didn't touch the food or water I gave when she left it with me. She says she will keep it. I said it might belong to the neighbor behind me. She said she would take the dog and go and ask them. About 20 minutes later she came back to tell me that it was their dog. I said Ok, goodbye. And she left. And she hasn't come back yet. And I really hope she never ever does.
Pickles Tickles 4/13/2024 5:05 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say My neighbor said - what's going on?
Anonymous Coward 4/13/2024 7:16 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I have a really nice neighbor who helped us when another neighbor's house caught fire while they were out of town. He's there for anyone in a pinch BUT omg... if you start chatting with him it never ends. I actually didn't grow a garden the last two years because I was a target. It sucks because he is nice, but damn, he just goes on and on and on. Stupid shit like he likes to go the raceway near us. He's been asking us to go with him for years. YIKES. I had to do NASCAR growing up. I've paid my dues.
Pill Po Piggins 4/17/2024 5:37 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say My neighbor said if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. I said how can I have any pudding if I don't eat my meat.
UniqueS 4/26/2024 7:50 pm UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I never see my neighbors because our houses are far apart, but one neighbor texted me asking about kitten rescue organizations when he found a few sick and dying kittens. All's well now.
your new neighbor.. Andrew Taint 4/26/2024 8:18 pm UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say " would you like.. ( gutteral clicks and chirps.. ) a chocolate?"
Anonymous Coward 4/27/2024 7:30 pm UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say When I came home on Friday I found white paper taped to my neighbor's doors. Of course, they were too lazy to walk back and tape one to mine. Took a pic and just read it. There is filming for the tv show dark winds, they and will be closing off streets and breaking glass/blowing shit up. The notice says they have "applied for a permit" from the city. So they are going to go ahead and make me wait to get home while they do this without explicit permission from the city. I can't wait to share this one with my employer, who can't even get a permit to put a sign attached to a multi-million dollar cancer center on the third floor, but some film crew can block streets without a permit? Inconvenience starts May 1st. fuck them. I'm not even sure I can get into my off street parking space.
pool nli 4/29/2024 9:34 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I'm so glad my Karen neighbor is moving, I almost bought her house to make it happen sooner.
Anonymous Coward 4/30/2024 1:35 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I have had enough of my crazy neighbor , he is getting whacked soon and put into a suitcase and dumped . Ikyn
Uncle 4/30/2024 4:39 am UK	Re: Weird Shit My Neighbors Say I heard some strange noises yesterday and eventually went outside to see what I was hearing. It was my neighbor removing concrete blocks from a retaining wall. Stuff behind the concrete blocks he was removing was falling down as he removed them. It was looking like a big ugly mess. I asked him what was going on. He said the utility company which is owned by a Mega corp forced him to give them an easement and part of that included that he had to remove his wall. He said he was not happy about it and didn't want to talk about it any more. I respected his wishes and went on my way.