The Mountain Folk Thread

Billy Bob 4/6/2024 5:33 pm GMT	The Mountain Folk Thread Howdy folks, Billy Bob here. I lost muh login so I reckon Im gonna have to reregister when that part works. Anyhoo I spent the time over yonder on that other site pokin fun o Magus. Jolene and the tons o fun gals is havin a eclopse party all weekend. They got them thar space glasses on and they is up yonder on top o the barn droppin rounders 20 feet down into a bucket. I hid the bull from Jolenes uncle, the one what gits drank and thinks he's a rodeo star. Oh, a few weeks ago Jolene turned the meetin house into a hazmat site. It were a shart to behold, even by her standards. We ain't had many Mamsquatch reports hereabouts lately, but I reckon with the spring weather that's gonna change.
Anonymous Coward 4/6/2024 6:15 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Real quiet in my neck of the woods since some city slicker sold us a bad batch of hootch. Sayd t'was corn likker, but that ain't right.
Jeb 4/6/2024 6:35 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Maw fell thru tha hole in the outhouse and drowned, we buryed her under the porch with Gilmore.
Billy Bob 4/6/2024 7:02 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I bet the corn was spoiled, it's a big problem this time o year. Ifen they ain't enuff air blowin thru the corn bin it can get moldy.
Anonymous Coward 4/6/2024 7:21 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I eated some moldy korn one time and had the squirts fer three days.
Dwayne 4/7/2024 4:57 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I heard Mamsquatch had a baby, it was one of those Mongo-loidian ones, and they have to feed it Yak Balls to keep it from going crazy.
Billy Bob 4/7/2024 6:17 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread We went to the meetin house today to see the snake handler. The band started thumping them drums and them old women commenced to jumping up and down the aisle until Jolene got too excited and she blowed out real good. Her butt made a hiss louder than any o the snakes and the shart tsunami was on. After church we went to the diner and she let out another volcanic blast.
Anonymous Coward 4/8/2024 12:33 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Where's the rest of the hillbillies?
Anonymous Coward 4/8/2024 12:41 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread ^^ At the Taylor Swift concert, or at the Plasma center.
Bobby Ray 4/8/2024 5:41 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread We is hidin from the ecklops.
Anonymous Coward 4/9/2024 1:04 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Beyonce came out with a hill folk album.
Billy Bob 4/9/2024 4:58 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I wonder ifen the mamsquatch got FD? But what would she want with that varmint? We had roadkill possum fer lunch today. After we ate Jolene let out a blast what rattled the whole house.
Ricky Joe 4/9/2024 6:21 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread You need to get Jolene a Butt plug and see how far she can lob it with one of those farts
Billy Bob 4/9/2024 9:40 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I'll talk to Magus bout it next time he's out o the nut house. He's an expert on butt plugs.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/9/2024 10:40 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I reckon that thar login works better when I use the right email address. That's what happens when you got 917 email addresses.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/10/2024 4:02 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread It's rainy and foggy hereabouts and I'm afeared o goin to the outhouse for fear o the mamsquatch.
9X 4/10/2024 4:07 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Dont be goin out thar in the dark with the mamsquach out there. Little Willy, Willy won't go home.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/10/2024 8:53 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Anybody heard from the Queen o Rounders way down in Panerma City?
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/10/2024 9:21 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread They is havin tornaders down there tonight. I hope her prize rounders is fastened down gud.
Elaine 4/10/2024 9:27 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Thunder and lightning here in Shithole, Georgia. It looks like tornado weather to me. Gotta watch out for falling farm houses. Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/12/2024 2:01 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread It gonna be bad here Monday.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/12/2024 4:03 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread It rained like crazy tonight so Jolene took her bath out yonder in the crick. I reckon we'll hear about a fish kill downstream.
Bob 4/12/2024 2:14 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Tales of the Mountain Folk melodic acoustic country April 12, 2024 v3 [Verse] In the heart of the mountains Where the rivers flow Lies a thread Where the mountain folk freely go Sharing stories and wisdom they've always known In this rugged land Where their spirits have grown [Verse 2] There's a thread called "Poo" where aliens may tread But the mountain folk have their own thread instead Where they gather 'round In the starlit night Underneath the moon Bathed in soft moonlight [Chorus] Oh Hear the tales of the mountain folk They sing Voices echoing through the valleys Like a gentle spring Their souls intertwined with the earth Unbreakable bind In this thread they find solace Where their hearts are entwined
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/12/2024 7:45 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Well that's just great. Me and Bobby Ray was gonna check out a new site fer the still, but with the crick flooded ya caint get there. I guess we gonna have to go back to an old site from last year, the folks say is hainted by a gost.
K2 4/13/2024 2:34 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Elaine din said dat she never ‘liminating dis here folksy wurk’a art. Shining thread of our resitstance.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/15/2024 5:39 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Today I hear tell that a man out in the wild lookin for morel mushrooms vanished I reckon he'll turn up after the Mamsquatch is finished with him. The only other news hereabouts is the rounder bandit is at it again. A farmer had a whole trailer full stolen in broad daylight.
Jolly 4/16/2024 10:15 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread You blokes need not worry, Mamsquatch is here with me and doesn't want you anyway.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/17/2024 3:31 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread It's so dark and rainy out yonder I caint see a thing. I heated the outhouse door open and close just now. I think we got a rounder bandit on the prowl.
Pill Po Piggens 4/17/2024 5:33 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread What in tarnation! You all are back to chewin the fat again. Thangs went to the dark and now just like that the Mamsquach is back, Billy Bob is a postin again, and there is a rounder bagurgler. Now where is that shine?
Cletus 4/17/2024 4:58 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread HOT DAM!!! This place is finally open!! I'll have to tell Clem about this. He said this place was roadkill.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/17/2024 5:56 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Yep we is back! Somebody needs to call the asylum to let Magoo know. Anybody heard from CHL74?
Clem 4/18/2024 6:25 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread It's True! Cletus was not joshin! Im a gonna tell Earlene AE is working agin and thatll give her a noshun to cook up sumptin mitey good!
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/18/2024 7:23 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread I reckon now would be a good time for me and Bobby Ray to make some tea flavored moonshine. We are both off tomorree so tonight would be the time to do it. I got plenty of corn soured and ready to go.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/18/2024 11:54 pm UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Well here we are, we're at the still site a nd almost done gittin set up for the weekend. We is gonna try sumpthin new this year. We got a big ole camo net we can put up over the site. It makes it harder to see.
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 1:18 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Please donate. Eileen only grifts 23 dollas a month snap, gotta fill her maw with oreos and pepsi.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/19/2024 2:58 am UK	Re: The Mountain Folk Thread Oh noes! I smell Limburger and sumpthin big is a movin towards us thru the woods. Oh wow the smell is powerful bad.