Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Anonymous Coward 4/11/2024 6:11 pm GMT	Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Time to again give Magoo a place to report on his glorious recovery from going schizo.
Anonymous Coward 4/12/2024 11:42 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Will Magus find out AE is back up???
Anonymous Coward 4/12/2024 1:56 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe later today we will find out if he is let out on pass.
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/12/2024 4:14 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus, ifen y'all read this before you leave the nut house, don't forget Jolene's butt plug. Did y'all knowed he's the world's best expert on makin butt plugs.
Crows 4/12/2024 8:02 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus we are cawing out your name.
Anonymous Coward 4/13/2024 10:31 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magoo either was kept in hte hospital this weekend or does not know AE has returned. Maybe he needs to read his Tarot cards.
Anonymous Coward 4/13/2024 1:25 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus should be in posting-withdrawal by now. just saying.
Anonymous Coward 4/14/2024 11:51 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe Magoo is being held in a rubber room?
Anonymous Coward 4/14/2024 3:48 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo I bet he took the extra time away from AE to make a bumper crop of butt plugs.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 12:13 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Where the hell is he? I've been waiting for him to start up again with the squirrel stories. Oh well, some day he will come back to visit his torturous temptress.
Anonymous Coward 4/15/2024 7:38 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe next weekend or one very soon if he remembers to check AE. I wonder if he has been posting elsewhere.
Anonymous Coward 4/16/2024 12:26 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe his brain is shot and he does not remember this place.
Babadook 4/16/2024 3:29 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus we summon ye! On the coming Friday Night we call upon ye to appear here! There will be no more mashed potatoes for you until you appear. I have spoken to the lady at the chow line at the asylum!
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2024 12:13 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Will Magoo show up this Friday?
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2024 4:54 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo We'll find out in 2 days
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2024 6:36 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo When all else fails, use the Magus call:"Free beer, free beer!".
Anonymous Coward 4/17/2024 10:00 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo This works for others too, like Luke.
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2024 11:45 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo One more day until we find out!
Anonymous Coward 4/18/2024 4:16 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo We will be celebrating the return of Magus the Schizo?
Crow 4/18/2024 5:36 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo This is a special edition of the weekly Magus Watch to celebrate the return of AE. The beasts of the woods are cawing out the name MAGUS! Even the squirrels are asking where he is. Babadook has summoned him, so he might be here. Will the master of the meltdown get a weekend pass?
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 5:16 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Happy Magus Day! We could be hours away from a Magus sighting.
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 5:04 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo I'm getting ready!!
Breaking News 4/19/2024 7:24 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Unconfirmed: A car matching the description of Mrs. Magus' Buick was seen leaving the parking lot of the State Psychiatric Hospital. If so, and assuming he didn't lose his mind this week, he should be home soon. Again, this is unconfirmed.
Anonymous Coward 4/19/2024 9:18 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo It now after 5:00 eastern time. If he's going to be here we will know soon.
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2024 1:44 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe he forgot to check if AE is up?
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2024 5:07 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Perhaps he was busy entrtaining himself with a homemade butt plug.
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2024 5:12 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo He's the expert on butt plugs.
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2024 6:31 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Maybe he was captured by a UFO.
Anonymous Coward 4/20/2024 8:41 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo They might be probing him this very minute!
Lop Guest 4/20/2024 10:06 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I happened to check and saw the forum was up and running again. At first I had several meltdowns over AE being down was not let out on pass for almost a month because of repetitive meltdowns. I finally got over it and have been being let out for the past 2 months with only a few exceptions. It’s well into spring and the weather is quite to my liking. When we got home yesterday there were several squirrels waiting to attack me, so I threw them a handful of nuts hoping to draw them away, but no dice. They chased me into the house and gnawed at the door trying to get in. I thought I heard the crows roosting last night, but they actually sitting on the window sill of my bedroom window trying to peck their way in. The boys went and chased them away. Then in the middle of the night I thought I heard them again. I went to window only to see The Anus staring in my window. I started to meltdown, but my wife managed to get a med down my throat and the night was fine. Tonight we’re having brats with peppers and onions than will binge watch ‘Breaking Bad’.
K2 4/20/2024 10:25 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo LOP Guest has Breaking News
Magoo is back! 4/21/2024 10:18 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo YAY!!!!! Magoo is back and as schizo as ever!!!
Soupy Sales 4/21/2024 4:12 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hey Magus!! How many buttplugs are in your collection now?
Lop Guest 4/22/2024 2:20 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a horrible night with the nightmares after watching ‘Breaking Bad’. I dreamed that Walter put me in a coma, then had me moved into a house with the Anus. Then, the Anus found me dead on the floor next to my bed and decided to have my boys put down mistaking them dogs. I woke up screaming and melting down, so my wife gave me a med. After breakfast I walked to edge of the woods to look at the early spring wild flowers that are starting to bloom. I heard a lot of chattering up in the trees, then suddenly more than a half dozen squirrels started charging me and trying to bite me as I ran back to the house. After I was inside, I could still hear them gnawing at the door trying to get inside. Tonight we are having pork schnitzel with potatoes and asparagus. Then I will probably return to the hospital as usual on Sunday night.
Magus 4/22/2024 4:12 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Lmfao. Well, I've been collecting a large, large collection of buttplugs that I use on your mom. I sniff them and keep a detailed spreadsheet on what she's eaten at any given time
Magus 4/22/2024 4:25 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Wow. After all these years, you still you my vernacular "lads", and use my old name "LOP guest"? Amazing. I guess I really made an impression haha. I'm going to have to find a new way to prank you all hehe