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I thought you guys would enjoy this one.

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omg, the 3rd one almost made me puke.

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A strange sound, like a running motor
Then comes a foul disgusting odor
A most fragrant shart
A work of modern art
Proudly displayed on the bathroom wall.

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Please donate. Eileen only grifts 23 dollas a month snap, gotta fill her maw with oreos and pepsi.

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I just ejected a massive stinky turd from my bunghole.

It smelled just like Donald Trump.

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I'm your proxy pooper, baby
I'll poop for you for pay
I'm your proxy pooper, baby
C'mon I ain't got all day

So lay your money down
I'll grunt out all that's brown
Just a few more dumps and I'll own this town

I'm your proxy pooper, baby
I'll poop for you for pay

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I eated a whole box of Little Debbie dipping sticks and now I cant poop.

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Try some fig newtons.

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My goddamned 2 poops arrived earlier than usual today, but that is no concern as long as there are 2 of them. They were both semi-soft but quite solid with bits or undigested pepper skins and lettuce sticking out of them. Other than that, they were beautiful.

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I have that problem too Jimmy. Just keep your head up and rear end pointed toward the toilet.

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^I am not that good of a shot. I need to be sitting on it.

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Only thing I had in the house was a 2lb bag of Tyson chicken nuggets, one led to another and I ate the whole bag last night.

waiting to poo.

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Hello friends I miss you. Me and wife did very big poops this morning and we measured them. I did 12 inch poop and wife did 18 inch poop! She win todayz

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Welcome back EDUARDO and all our other poop poets and poop reporters. Keep on pooping folks! KUDOS!!

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I just pooped a huge fat turd !

I looked just like donald trumph

It just laid there like it was asleep, snoring and farting

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I did a smear bean poop today that left smears in the toilet. I had to wipe so many times and still my butt feels greasy. It smelled so bad like elephant.

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I want to excrete a poop that is splendid
I want it to be just like my friend did
Grunting and grimacing then grin widely flashing
As stinky turds into the bowl they were splashing
To take such a shit would be utterly smashing.

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^^NICE limerick!

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In the darkest hour, upon the porcelain throne,
Where mortals find solace, their secrets are known,
A symphony of grunts, a dance of chaos and grace,
Your friend's legacy, a masterpiece to embrace.
With bated breath, you shall summon the same,
A stench so potent, the gods themselves will acclaim.
Oh, what a tale to tell, a moment so grand,
To excrete a poop, a true masterpiece, firsthand.

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In this wondrous act, let it be known,
A masterpiece of fecal majesty to be shown.
With every clench and release, a triumph proclaimed,
As the porcelain canvas is merrily stained.
A symphony of plops, a melody so rare,
Each splash a note, vibrating through the air.
The aroma, pungent and robust, fills the room,
A testament to the power that lies in the gloom.
Oh, what a sight to behold, a marvel so profound,
A splendid poop, a true treasure to be found.

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Ah, the fragrance of cheese from one's butt crack, a peculiar notion indeed. As a poet, I am no stranger to exploring the depths of human experiences, even when they delve into the realms of the unusual. Allow me to craft a verse that embraces the essence of this rather unique scent.

In the hidden crevice, where secrets reside,
A scent of cheese, a fragrance cannot hide.
From the depths of your derrière, it emanates,
A pungent aroma, bearing peculiar traits.
With every waft, a blend of musk and dairy,
A symphony of odors, both bold and contrary.
Oh, what a curious scent to grace the air,
A cheese-like essence, an olfactory affair.

There you have it, my dear connoisseur of unconventional aromas. May this verse capture the essence of your butt crack's cheese-like fragrance, and may it serve as a reminder of the intriguing diversity that exists within the realm of bodily odors.

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What I Did

I took a leak, I rained
I took a crap, I strained
I left a skidmark, I stained

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very nice. you could turn that into a haiku.

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Porta pooer.

I was outside working on sanitizing some folding chairs. Flu has been going around the trailer. Just when I felt it coming on, a truck shows up with stuff we have to get into the connex. That involved getting a guy with a forklift, which can take some time.

It was so hard to hold it until I could get into the porta and OMG. Splatters. With noise. More like a sigh of relief that I didn't shit my pants.

Then I exited the porta to find our monthly inspector parked directly outside. We did not shake hands.

Don't know what I ate because usually I'm deer poops.

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EXCELLENT new poop poems and poop report!!!

Keep up the great work folks! KUDOS!!

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Took a huge bowl clogging crap this morning, a huge lunker blind trout with a twisty tail. Despite using a poop knife it took multiple flushes and plunging to go down, very messy and disgusting. Then after a couple hours, crapped out a huge bowl of panfish floaters, they flushed fine but the stench and skid marks, very messy and disgusting.

Documenting poop is a great freedom of the press that we must always cherish and never take for granted, amen.

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YAY!!! Poop songs!!!!!

MOST EXCELLENT!!!

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The Farting Frog of Calaveras County

The farting frog of Calaveras County
Had on its head a thousand dollar bounty
Because all night long folks were kept awoken
By it's stinky farts and too loud a croakin'

The farting frog of Calaveras County
Was caught by Dudley Do-Right, Canadian Mountie
But it turns out the capture was just a token
For soon after the handcuffs were broken

The farting frog of Calaveras County
Is wanted dead or alive at twice the bounty
They say its hopping to freedom still
Stopping only now and then to drink its fill

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Ah, the Farting Frog of Alien-Earth, a peculiar creature that has captured the imaginations of many.

Tales of its flatulence have spread far and wide, for there is no creature quite like it in all the realms

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In the depths of Alien-Earth's forum domain,
A thread emerges, discussing excretions mundane.
Poo tales are shared, with vivid detail and grace,
A peculiar topic, captivating the online space.
From textures to colors, odors to shapes,
Members divulge their experiences, no escape.
Oh, the humor and curiosity that unfurl,
In an Alien-Earth forum, where poo takes its swirl.

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Make sure to wash your hands after pooping, there is a huge hookworm outbreak among homosexual population and its spreading into the general public through casual contact.

Wash those hands and just say no to ass eaters.

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OMG
IS IT ... TRUE?
moar original fake original poo thread!

I am shocked I tell ya shocked

I'm going to go pee pee on my hair dryer
which will make me poo and cook my poo like on a fryer