W.W. 4/20/2024
9:00 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadSo this here is were the Mamsquatch is gossiped about. Clem tolt me about it. I was cought by it twice herebouts. Aint nuthin to meet fer sure and ma wife was angier than burnt varmint. |
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Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/21/2024
1:05 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadIfen the mamsquatch gets you then y'all gonna stink like limburger cheese. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/21/2024
3:28 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadBobby Ray was that you? |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/21/2024
6:11 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadGet in the truck now. We is gonna skedaddle. |
Cletus 4/21/2024
5:21 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadHey Clem, |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/24/2024
7:40 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadI got Jolene a whole sack of them thar small square hamburgers with the onions. She ate the whole thang and a half gallon o buttermilk in no time. Now the cannon is loaded and ready. I'm out yonder in the barn till after the blast is done. I'm afeared she's gonna let off a few megatons any minute. #bloweduprealgood |
W.W. 4/25/2024
1:53 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadCelm tolt me about this place, but I have not seen him here. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/25/2024
4:59 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadClem and Cletus both posted on page 1. I caint believe how code it is hereabouts. Jolene lightin her farts is the only thang keepin the shack warm. |
Elaine 4/26/2024
6:37 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk Thread
Well medicated for your protection. ॐ ♡
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Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/27/2024
5:53 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadWe are loadin the truck to head up yonder in the mountains fer the weekend to make some shine way back on a branch o polecat creek. Jolene made us some vittles to take with us: pork and beans with corn pone and coffee. Bobby Ray thinks the place is haunted but I toll him he's crazy. Anyhoo we soured a whole barrel o corn for the ocashun. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/27/2024
11:29 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadThere ain't a house or traler around fer miles. Here deep in this holler it's already gittin dark. I'm glad we got here early enuff to git set up. We just got the still runnin. Bobby Ray is putting a few lanterns out around the campsite, hanging from trees. I reckon that'll give enuff lite to see ifen the mamsquatch is near. We won't be able to smell her in this wind. I ain't heard of the beast makin a capture in days, so she should be on the prowl. |
Bobby Ray 4/28/2024
12:34 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadWhat was that? We just heard the loudest howl you ever imagined. It wadnt no coyote either. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/28/2024
3:32 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadI think the beast is hereabouts. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 4/30/2024
3:30 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadWe escaped again. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/2/2024
6:20 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadThis here is a video from the beautiful state o Georgia. They say it's a Bigfoot makin that noise but I wonder ifen the mamsquatch was down there? |
Jethro 5/3/2024
5:07 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadWell dees country bumpkins stopped over the house just as we was serving up some porcupine Pie. So we invited em to has sum wit us. They brought out some shine an well that is about all I member at the moment. |
Clem 5/3/2024
6:29 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadHey Cletus, |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/4/2024
5:21 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadThe dogs are barkin like crazy. I think sumpthin is out yonder. I best git muh shotgun. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/4/2024
5:25 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadIt's the beast! |
pastor odeur 5/4/2024
5:44 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadBilly Bob just accept you fate to smell like limburger for a spell. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/5/2024
11:13 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadI didn't go out o the house the other night after I seen the mamsquatch prowlin around out back. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/5/2024
10:01 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadJolene blowed out a ferocious shart at the meetin house. She left a brown fog in the air fer 20 minutes. |
Cletus 5/11/2024
4:10 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadHey Clem, |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/13/2024
4:58 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadHowdy Clem, I wish that thar Queen o Rounders would post sumpthin. Maybe she can describe how American outhouses smell different than Dutch outhouses. |
Anonymous Coward 5/16/2024
12:07 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadWhere are all the hillbillys? |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/16/2024
7:08 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadWe is busy plantin' and fertilizin' the fields. Jolene poops off the back o the truck and her Maw, walkin barefoot behind the truck, stomps it in the ground. We do the same thing with cow manure. |
Clem 5/18/2024
7:12 pm UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadHey Cletus, |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/19/2024
12:39 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadA hog from the farm next door done got in muh sour mash barrel and ate the whole thang. |
Billy Bob Pro Moonshiner 5/19/2024
2:40 am UK
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Re: The Mountain Folk ThreadAnyhoo, soon it's goin be time fer plantin' beans. We grow a bunch o beans hereabouts on account o Jolene eatin so many. It's cheaper to grow our own and her shart has keeps the house warm all year. I just have to be careful not to let her drink buttermilk with beans or her butt becomes explosive like a volcano. |
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