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Magoo is a winner, of what I do not know.
The competition must be weak, Magoo is so slow
But in a few days
He'll awaken from his craze
And have a melt down that will amaze

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It's a good day to post last!

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I heard there was still a last post thread that needed to be won!

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last

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*Wakes up, looks out window and sees a lot of people dressed in penis costumes going door-to-door.

The vile and insidious Derpturd has sent forth his minions dressed in penis costumes to distribute handbills to all the town’s residents and businesses announcing his Buggery Festival is only 10 days away and is encouraging all interested people to purchase a “Buggery Pass” at a discount now so that they will know how many participants to expect so that they have enough of the special anal lube on hand.

Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Beans have made two 55 gallon drums of the Buggery Festival’s special anal lubricant called “Dutchman Orange Bitter” and, after extensive testing, have given it a two thumbs for its effectiveness, taste, and its ability to cover butt smell.

Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy, Courtfool and Your Moron will be available is a separate are at the Buggery Festival to accommodate those visitors who merely want to get their relief at one of their strategically located portable glory holes.

Sweat will be in attendance sporting newly applied fecal-rock-monster body which will also be covered in glitter and will launch a huge “rounder” from her nasty bunghole at the top each hour while the Buggery Festival is open and will launch “used” dead fish from her cooter at the end of day on each day of the 3 day weekend.*

Off to work, then will attend a militia meeting to discuss clean-up necessities at the end of each day of Derpturd’s Buggery Festival.

Posting last.

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my scrotum itches

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^^Ya got the crabs!

LAST POST!

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Sweat will be in attendance sporting newly applied fecal-rock-monster body which will also be covered in glitter and will launch a huge “rounder” from her nasty bunghole at the top each hour while the Buggery Festival is open and will launch “used” dead fish from her cooter at the end of day on each day of the 3 day weekend.*

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^sweet is damned proud of them too!!!

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BUTT EVERYONE ELSE IS TERRIRFIED OF THEM!

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Just ask anyone in Panama City, FL. The threat is REAL!

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LAST POST INCOMING!!

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Tut, tut. I'm posting last cha cha!

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From todays court testimony"

Stormy Daniels then told jurors that she “spanked” a “rude, arrogant and pompous” Trump “right on the butt” with a copy of one of his magazines. After which, she said, the former president “was much more polite.”

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Spank him one more time for me!!

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Great! Another Last Post thread for me to win again!

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So, what does won win for posting last?

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^^ you win manning the gloryhole

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Is that when ^you^ are done with your shift there?

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The vile and insidious Derpturd has sent forth his minions dressed in penis costumes to distribute handbills to all the town’s residents and businesses announcing his Buggery Festival is only 10 days away and is encouraging all interested people to purchase a “Buggery Pass” at a discount now so that they will know how many participants to expect so that they have enough of the special anal lube on hand.

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Is that when ^you^ are done with your shift there?
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your turn is when your mom is done

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It's Monday. A good day to post last!

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Sneaking in a last post for the WIN!

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Pee Amore, Oldwhatshisproblem and Beans have made two 55 gallon drums of the Buggery Festival’s special anal lubricant called “Dutchman Orange Bitter” and, after extensive testing, have given it a two thumbs for its effectiveness, taste, and its ability to cover butt smell.

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You know he is. He has gheyness beyond compare.

POSTING LAST TOO!!!

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Last post!

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Starting Friday by winning the last post thread!

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Not so fast skippy.

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Silvertongue, Entropoop, Freeblow, Shagging Sheep and the Ahanasty/Hot Mouth Luke glory hole tag-team duo, along with Strange Sandy, Courtfool and Your Moron will be available is a separate are at the Buggery Festival to accommodate those visitors who merely want to get their relief at one of their strategically located portable glory holes.

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^^You got that right! LAST POST!

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What's this thread all about?

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^^ You shouldn't be posting here, you are supposed to be dead.

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Hey ^^you^^ two!! Get back down here. Beelzebub has work for us.