Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I probably won't be here much longer because Elaine knows I don't like jews and am a huge prankster and shitlord with basically no filter and will get banned soon. But it was fun checking in after being gone for years.
Love to ya all.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^^Fake "Magus" posts! Nice try though!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

True. The real Magus has a new Avatar since his infamous meltdown and uses his screen name "LOP guest".

HTH

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi guyz.

I learnt to play the zither on Mars when I visited there in my spaceship my body got stuck in a my spacesuit as it was all filled with poop because of my space suit poop drain plug jammed due to my butt plug which was actually a potoatoe Now I am watching my cell mates play parcheesee on the ceiling in the game room I get 10 minutes out of my padded cell a week if I am good which I oh dont listen to any other MAGUSSES
Got to go now back next week.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Rocket Captain, (6'7 orderly) brings lunch;

"Well..space cadet magus, first lets get you out of your poopy space suit! ( straight jacket ).
THEN
we have nice hot special soup lunch!"

" My favourite, my favourite! yay! "

"Yep, steaming hot

SPECIAL

(Carbamazepine Carbatrol, Carnevix, Epitol, Equetro, Tegretol, Tegretol XR, Teril
Gabapentin Neurontin
Lamotrigine Lamictal
Levetiracetam Keppra
Lithium salts Camcolit, Eskalith, Lithobid, Sedalit
Oxcarbazepine Trileptal
Topiramate... )

SOUP!"

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^Sounds like the "Magus Special" cocktail of anti-psychotics.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

FixquoteElaine Wow. After all these years, you still you my vernacular "lads", and use my old name "LOP guest"?
Amazing.
I guess I really made an impression haha.

I'm going to have to find a new way to prank you all hehe



I probably won't be here much longer because Elaine knows I don't like jews and am a huge prankster and shitlord with basically no filter and will get banned soon. But it was fun checking in after being gone for years.
Love to ya all. Endquote.


Poor Magoo. Read the thread got REKT and returned to the mental hopsital for a nice lie down in the rubber room.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo appreciates a good rubber room and butt plugs.

spEciAl soop! SpEcIal SooP! MOAR SPECIAL SOUP PLEESE!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The real Magus would brag about his butt plug collection.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^^AND...decribes the ways he uses them on himself when in public and in privacy.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus out-trolled Beans so bad it was hilarious. It is he, Magus, who won those troll fights.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^Magus with the anon cope post.

Beans wins again.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Out trollin beans was no big deal.

OUT TROLLIN LADYJANEFD

THAT'S

a challenge!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

BS! Magus is the greatest troll evah! Nobody can handle him, he's sick with this. Winning is in his blood, and winning is in every thought, word and deed of the glorious troll of trolls. He even ran FD off the Internet! How about that!

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Magoo is an amateur troll. He isnt good enough to shine my butt plug.

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Winners gonna win.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

In about 24 hours we will know if Magus is coming home.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Schizo Magoo hoping to get out on pass to ply his butt plug trade.

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Rumor has it that Magus is in a special unit at the asylum due to having a serious meltdown. He accused staff of stealing his butt plugs and selling them online.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^Prolly more than a rumor!

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Magus watch is....ON!!!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo! I summon you!

The crows, owls, squirrels, wild hogs, and the sentient potatoes are waiting for you.

If you are late then you will answer to the coyote man.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Great Magoo has not arrived. What happened? Did his butt plug meltdown cost him his weekend? Is he in solitary?

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He's on Lop, regaling us with his stories.

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Hi Lads,

I got home last night, started to write my post and the computer had updating to do and had trouble restarting. I finally went to bed and the boys managed to get it working again, so here it is:

Hi Lads,

I had only one meltdown in the hospital this week. My roommate got a dildo as a gag gift from a friend and put it my dresser drawer which was then found by an orderly doing routine checks. The head nurse shook it in my face and called me a pervert while other staff broke out in laughter. I pleaded my innocence, was rebuffed and I melted down and was put into seclusion.

The drive home was great as the weather was perfect. Upon arriving home everything seemed normal. I got out of the car and walked over to the shed and opened the door. Immediately a hoard of rats came running out, then turned and attacked me. I ran to the house with rats hanging onto the cuff of pants and managed to get them off before entering the house. My wife looked and asked me why I was frantic. I told her and she just shook her head.

Tonight were having sausage and bean soup and then we’ll play a few games of UNO and then watch reruns of ‘Gunsmoke’.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo is out on pass and schizo as ever!!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus got caught with his toys and is trying to blame his roommate.

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Why do you go to the shed when you already know what is in there?

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a good night sleeping. No problems at all. However, when I got up and went outside, I saw The Anus lurking at the edge of the woods beckoning me to help her put down someone’s pet alligator. I thought it was silly so I went over to check it out. Suddenly The Anus turned into an alligator and attempted to eat me. I melted down and the next thing I know I am in my bed being sedated by my wife.

After a late lunch I went for a walk down to the river and was immediately attacked by 3 huge beavers and I all I could see was their huge incisors and so I took off running. On the way I tripped and fell into a pile of deer poop and had it in my hair, eyes, and ears. I managed to make it back to the house with many flies buzzing around my head.

Tonight it’s meatball heros, then a game of monopoly and binge watching ‘Fringe’.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Speaking of Monopoly, you might want to create Anusopoly.

Do not pass go becomes "you don't get out of the asylum unless the squirrel lets you out of the shed" Properties would involve the number of gowns, nappies and peanuts you can hoard.

Number of apologies issued, and accepted by your horrible behavior. Getting out of jail...TBD

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Good to have the real Magus back at AE!!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Yep, his schizo-ness is unmistakable.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magoo seems to have gotten worse since a few months ago.