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We Love ~leela Thread

now we're getting down to it!
4/21/2024 4:53 pm UK

We Lol ~leela Thread

Oh my.
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Thor
4/21/2024 5:04 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

The author tried to clean my bung hole with a toilet brush! I scratched her. Then she called the cops. My bung hole hurts all the time now. The author should be arrested.

We wuz kangs
4/21/2024 5:05 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Anus:

This thread is not about me. It is about Ms. Leelz.



I would rate this a solid 6 on the unintentional comedy scale, if it were actually funny as opposed to sad.

I was driving through Houston for the first time recently, feeling some grief for 'leela'.
I would be ok knowing she was still breathing. It seems faking your death is the only sure-fired way to an anus free life.
First omega, then montana, CD, beanus and now leels.

Most peculiar.

no war in the war room!
4/21/2024 5:08 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

(Meanwhile,
At the social Forum..
interpostal tensions are escalating )

Know it all poster to cheap, ad hom, timewasting troll wannabe ;


"Look here sonny jim,
Why don't you APPLY yourself
And IN your otherwise WASTED 3+HOURS..

INFORM US;

1. WHO THE SEA PEOPLES WERE, WHERE THEY CAME FROM AND HOW DID THEY COLLAPSE THE BROZE AGE EASTERN MED PEOPLES OF THE TIME..


2. DISCERN AND DESCRIBE THE INTRICACIES MOTIVES AND DESCISION MAKING PROCESS OF THOSE WHO SO MYSTERIOUSLY FAUX ATTACKED PERSIA?

3. WILL SHLEPPFER WIN THE TOURNY TODAY?

4. WHAT EXAACTLY IS AT THE BOTTOM OF MEL'S HOLE AND JUST HOW DEEP IS IT?

All the while I will be overachieving mentally spitituaaly and physically eeking out every prescious second of my day.

Thank YOU!!

(:63 seconds)
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Anonymous Coward
4/21/2024 6:41 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

"63 seconds"

Approximately the amount of time Leels and Anus have been conscious in each others company.

Anonymous Coward
4/21/2024 9:02 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Houston we have a problem! Is she dead or alive/

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2024 2:54 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Quote I remember reading about this story many times. They both got drunk, shared a Xanax from Leels purse, collapsed on the couch and when ~ta~ woke up Leela had fucked off.

Off course ~ta~ banged on about it for years and has now rose tinted it into her best memory ever.Endquote

This is a classic ploy when dealing with MINDNUMBINGLY BORING CUNTS whose company you are socially trapped in.

"Hey bro, I got a couple of percosets if you want to spice the evening up a bit?"

Give one perc to bro, pretend to eat second one then crush it into douchebags drink when they go for a piss.

Hey presto, you can have a quick look through their top drawer and see what dildos boring cunt owns before you escape.

Works like a charm everytime never fails.

Looks like our gal Leela was well familiar with this technique?
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Anonymous Coward
4/23/2024 6:03 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Spice up the evening with percocet?
Sounds exciting

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2024 6:03 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Spice up the evening with percocet?
Sounds exciting

Anonymous Coward
4/23/2024 11:59 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

^ FD = bro

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2024 12:14 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Lol if any tards think there is anyone under 40 posting here? You dumb lop n00b motherfuckers wasting the best years of your lives.

Why when I was your age I was knee deep in drugs and chicks you lowlife sons of jackals.

I remember when it was all fields around these parts.
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Anonymous Coward
4/24/2024 12:28 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

^ poor guy

Unwanted advances spurned by both ladies

Still fuming!
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Peenix
4/24/2024 12:35 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

"Spice up the evening with percocet?
Sounds exciting"

How about I spice up your dirtbox with my unmangled normal sized human penis which I totally have and am not exaggerating about at all?

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2024 12:40 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

(One balled men make extraordinary penile claims

you know..

to compensate for being half a man)
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Pop A Cork In It
4/24/2024 12:53 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Backs against the wall, lads.

There's a shirtlifter in the thread.
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ms. FD?
4/24/2024 1:03 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

For some,

Gender reassignment is the best solution

One balled males are practically

there.
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Manic Miner
4/24/2024 1:28 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Leela hated FD so it is only fitting that he should be hunted down and thrown on her wake's pyre.

But I heard he got locked up for having pornographic images of miners on his hard drive so you'll have to break him out of prison first.

Anonymous Coward
4/24/2024 3:22 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread


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Anonymous Coward
4/24/2024 6:51 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

^ " I'm comin "
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Never Forget
4/24/2024 9:04 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Leela was a great poster and an inspirational lovely human being and she did not deserve to have her account deleted by Elaine.

Elaine took the side of anus after anus threw Leels under the bus and doxxed Leela twice.
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forum lore, forgotten with time
4/24/2024 11:27 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

So elain and anus teamed up on ~leela?

When was this?

my eyes bleed tears
4/24/2024 11:41 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Ganging up on a popular helpless poster who's dying is really mean!
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Anonymous Coward
4/25/2024 11:10 am UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

"So elain and anus teamed up on ~leela?

When was this?"

This was after ta threw Leela under the bus after Leels expressed some mild friendly criticism towards ta. Ta then doxxed her full name and address on two separate occasions. Despite many calls for the doxxings to be removed, with links to it, Elaine left many instances up for a long time. According to ta, this is just what female friendships are like. WRONG! It's what ALL YOUR friendships are like ~ta~.


"Ganging up on a popular helpless poster who's dying is really mean!"

This happened before Leela's alleged illness. In fact as many have stated, there was no evidence that Leela ever returned to the site after being doxxed as Elaine had deleted Leela's account and there was only the word of the known compulsive liar ta that she was ill and had died.

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2024 12:31 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

To clarify further...

The mild friendly criticism from Leela to ta was after ta had made a thread stating that ta had cancer. This was a lie as ta did not have cancer (apart from truth cancer) and in fact at the time of making her cancer thread (unknown to us) Jami had not even had the camera up her anus, just an appointment made for colonoscopy by her doctor.

So after the inevitable backlash after ta went for the colonoscopy and got her all clear results, Leela said something along the lines of "honestly Jami, you bring all this trolling on yourself. It wouldn't be anywhere near as bad if you didn't make up stories for attention.

This caused ta to commit doxx one over a period of hours in multiple threads giving out lots of previously unknown personal information about Leela. Her name was Melissa ****** and her parents owned ****** bar on ****** Street in ***** for instance.

Then, to help support Leela, some big hearted troll looked up and posted the address of ta's former residence. You know, the one she got kicked out of for pulling a bread knife on her geriatric landlady over an argument about mail? This then caused ta to paint herself as the victim so she did a second round of doxxing in multiple threads on Leela.

Although Elaine did eventually clean up some after taking her sweet time, some was in threads for months and possibly even still there when the site went down for the first really big time and of course Elaine and her staggeringly good judgement decided that Leela was the bad person and deleted Leela's account. Yep, on most forums the doxxer gets banned not the doxxer.

Elaine has consistently backed up ta, even when it has been proved time and time again that ta is a compulsive liar and shit magnet. I know Elaine loves drama and shit and ta bought her the abus chair but that doesn't explain it.

Elaine used to ban ta regularly and even laugh at her and post how she would threaten to sue Elaine for all the donations she had made over the years. It's either an amazing chair Elaine sold her soul for or ta has some amazing kompromat material on Elaine?

Either way, that was the nail in the coffin for AE and most regular posters with more than half a brain decided that Elaine was not a good forum owner with decent judgement any more.

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2024 12:36 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

^^Butthurt Trumptard.
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grrr at ta!
4/25/2024 2:05 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

^^ ^^^!!!

When did all this happen?

Before the first forum crash?

Really hard to believe all that!

Thanks!

HTH
4/25/2024 3:06 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

It never happened. It's just someone's alt-reality.

HTH

..GGGGGRRRRR..!!!
4/25/2024 3:08 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

~ta~ doxxed posters,

..ggrrr..

~ta~ doxxed ~leelee,

..GGGGRRRRRR!!!...
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Truth Teller
4/25/2024 3:51 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

"When did all this happen?

Before the first forum crash?

Really hard to believe all that!

Thanks!"

It's all true.

The anus made a thread saying she had cancer. Leela gently called her out when it was revealed this was a lie.

Anus then doxxed her twice.

Elaine punished Leela for being doxxed and deleted her account.

Nothing happened to the anus.

Welcome to AE. Lol.

As you can see from the replies of the brain-dead simps, Elaine has cultivated a user base of only the most moronically devoted "goddess" worshipers and larpers posting the same things day in day out for years.

Truth is rare here but I don't lie and the posts critical of Elaine and anus will doubtless be deleted soon.

HTH
4/25/2024 4:06 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

^It never happened. It's just someone's alt-reality.

HTH

Truth Teller
4/25/2024 4:15 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Pretty sure Katya and others saw it go down and can confirm.

I won't argue with hideous sycophants but everything I have posted has been the truth. Truth is a bad word on AE because it's all about Elaine's cronies larping and flinging invented shit so of course they want to shitstomp the truth on the rare occasions it is posted.

~metanoia~
4/25/2024 4:21 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

In the realm of AE, where truth finds strife,
A battle ensues, a constant fight for life.
Amidst the sycophants and their intricate dance,
The truth stands tall, seeking its chance.
But alas, the cronies and their invented tales,
Seek to silence truth, their intentions unveiled.
Oh, the frustration of a voice unheard,
In a world where lies and deception are preferred.

Truth Teller
4/25/2024 5:18 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

What a delightful and apt poem.

It is for you few here with pure uncalcified hearts and intelligent minds that I dare to say truth on a board filled with lies.

How does the quote go? Speaking the opposite of B.S in a world full of lies is a revolutionary act.

Something like that.

Bless you for real, Homie.


:cheers:

Anonymous Coward
4/25/2024 5:23 pm UK

Re: We Love ~leela Thread

Truth? The truth is Leela died from the Clap.
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big hearted troll
4/25/2024 6:24 pm UK

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i remember finding jami's info in the fucking white pages and posting it after she doxxed leela.

then when leela got pissed at elaine for not taking it down, elaine acted aloof to the notion before becoming insulted by leela's ire, at which point elaine saw fit to publish leela's ip addy which revealed a small area of downtown houston.

it all happened and the saddest part is now learning that jami doesn't have cancer, she just is cancer.

maybe i am only half serious on that, maybe not.

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