Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a good night sleeping because I took new nighttime meds and so had no nightmares, however, it did cause me to see my wife looking like the Anus and I started to meltdown shortly after awakening in the morning. Luckily, she was able to get the med down my throat and calm me down.

After breakfast I took a walk down to the river only to find that the beavers were back with a vengeance and the dams they were building were going to cause a drainage problem in the area. If I were allowed to have my guns, I would shoot them again. I started to return to house and about halfway back, I was attacked by 3 crows who harassed me all the way back.

This evening we’ll be having grilled raspberry pork tenderloin and noodles. I’ll be returning to the hospital after dinner. Until next weekend.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He played not only the Anus card, but the beaver one as well. Nicely done.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It's the real Magus ans he's crazy a hell as usual.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

[Verse]
On Labor Day 2020
The world turned gray
Magus
The fallen star
Had something to say
His mind went wild
He went full schizo
Melting down like lava in the San Francisco

[Verse 2]
His words were jumbled
His thoughts a mess
A tortured soul
Trapped in distress
He screamed and he raged
Losing all control
A twisted artist
With a fractured soul

[Chorus]
Meltdown
Oh Meltdown
Magus lost his mind
Spinning round and round
Meltdown
Oh Meltdown
The day he melted down
The world shook its ground

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Speaking of Monopoly, you might want to create Anusopoly.

Do not pass go becomes "you don't get out of the asylum unless the squirrel lets you out of the shed" Properties would involve the number of gowns, nappies and peanuts you can hoard.

Number of apologies issued, and accepted by your horrible behavior. Getting out of jail...TBD"


SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Anusopoly"
Hahahahaha

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"Magoo either was kept in hte hospital this weekend or does not know AE has returned. Maybe he needs to read his Tarot cards."

No, I'm too busy running my company. It's been quite a journey. Also being treasurer of my township SUCKS because people complaining about taxes, but it's like: do you want roads or not?

Sorry. Just bitching. Also I'm taking tomorrow morning off to make Anusopoly and having my employees run the show while I laugh my ass off and drink coffee

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus must have a permanent room in the psychiatric hospital since he's been in there for years except on weekends.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus's weekend update is all about his schizo effects.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"No, I'm too busy running my company. It's been quite a journey. Also being treasurer of my township SUCKS because people complaining about taxes, but it's like: do you want roads or not?

Sorry. Just bitching. Also I'm taking tomorrow morning off to make Anusopoly and having my employees run the show while I laugh my ass off and drink coffee."

Imagine being so desperate for attention and so thirsty to alter perception of you, that you actively engage with the dweebs in your troll thread and brag about your imaginary activities?

The levels of cope are off the scale.

Meltdown Imminent.

Also pretty sure "squirrels" is Magoo code for (((Jews)))?

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

There are some bad rumors coming from the asylum regarding Magus. If this can be believed he has been placed in the disciplinary unit for stealing crates of cucumbers from the kitchen storage.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hey lads, you will never win.

I am number 1 and whenever you trolls say nasty things about me it is because I am awesome and you are jelly.

I just reach in the old crayon box and pull out a number 2 brown crayon and scrawl anti Elaine, anus and joo messages on the walls with my own human filth.

Can't stop winning.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Why would he want all those cucumbers?

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"He made a thread here when the AE shithole was down a few weeks ago and it was all attacking Disturbed.

Magus refuses to let go of things and his self image is all tied up in him being the internet's greatest troll. He is obsessed and stalks the forums.


He got caught out responding to his own posts on AE when he forgot to log out and everyone saw. This caused his meltdown and Elaine deleting his account which he is still very upset about. He is still mad at Disturbed for BANNING him from here like 15 years ago.

Apparently he even pretended to be his own wife and posted in the Magus thread at AE saying that he was on suicide watch due to reading that thread. Pretty dark stuff, the boy ain't right in the head, I mean we've all got mental problems but this kid is next level.

Do NOT fall under his spell, like the other great forum nut Stevie, Magus cares not what twisted broken lives he leaves behind in his wake."


SPOT ON!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^True.

Magus is like Jim Jones, Marshall Applewhite or Stevie Koresh. ALL schizo with schizo followers.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Schizos like Magus attract schizo supporters.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

BTW, Internet Trolls have low self estemm and intelligence and so try to feel good about themselves by trolling others.

HTH

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

2 more days until Magus may be out of the psych ward for the weekend!!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

He's a winner of the best butt plug design contest.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^That's about all Magus is a winner at!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

"BTW, Internet Trolls have low self estemm and intelligence and so try to feel good about themselves by trolling others.

HTH"



Said the beta internet troll nipping at the alpha dog's balls.

Mgus is very handsome and you are butthurt. I would not mind getting anally REKT by him I can tell you.

I find your jealousy chinteresting. You a top or a bottom?

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

^^Another ghey LOP refugee

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Why thank you solo.

Yes, they can nip at my heels but it doesn't bother me.
Hehe, get it? Heels because my balls, ah Nevermind.

I'm absolutely getting REKT with this computer repair company though. I had no idea about the demand of these services and am working myself to the point of exhaustion.

I'm too old for this. I was just tired of being vice president and made my own company. At least I was shrewd enough to register my EIN as a sole proprotietor so I can just issue 1099s instead of w2s (I'd get double taxed otherwise). Yeah bro it's been a journey but my employees are happy and I'm on-boarding my oldest teenage son.

Gotta raise em right!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

I'm absolutely getting REKT with this computer repair company though. I had no idea about the demand of these services and am working myself to the point of exhaustion.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Clearly. But not everyone knows this stuff or is willing to do the work.

They'd rather just pay someone to get the job done right, and that's that.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

For example:
I don't want to replace the brakes on my truck. I can, but I don't want to go through the trouble.

It's a good, and very lucrative business model.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Clearly. But not everyone knows this stuff or is willing to do the work.

They'd rather just pay someone to get the job done right, and that's that.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

It's Friday!! Magus watch is on!!!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hopefully Magoo hasn't melted down lately and he gets let out for our enjoyment!

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus so desperate for company that he is replying to a fake solo trawling for ass action and the creepy crawling stalker Nowie.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Magus we are hiding in your attic.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

The Big Magoo will be a little late. He has a butt stuck, but as soon as the doctor removes it Magus will be on the way.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Edit to say butt plug.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Hi Lads,

I had a good week at the hospital as I had only one meltdown. On Wednesday they passed around the dinner menu for next week where we get to pick one of 5 weekday dinners for the following week. I usually get Chilean sea bass, but for the first time ever it was not a choice. I asked and they said it was permanently off the menu because of price. I had an immediate meltdown, throwing a tray, cursing the staff and hospital. I resisted being restrained, which made matters worse and ended up getting sedated an put into seclusion.

The weather is beautiful here and Spring is in full swing. When we arrived home there was a flock of geese waiting in the driveway. When I got out of the car, they began to rapidly approach me and then started shooting shit at me. I ran to the house but got my shoes and pants covered in goose poop.

Tonight we’re having burgers and French fried potatoes and onion rings, then we’ll paly a game of Yahtzee then binge watch ‘Dexter’.

Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Be careful Magus, Dexter is a trap.