Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo

Anonymous Coward 5/4/2024 5:41 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Geese are not the only beings sooting shit at Magus.
Lop Guest 5/4/2024 11:14 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a horrible nightmare last night and it was nothing from ‘Dexter’, it was the Anus!! I had a dream that she had a job as a nurse specialist in the hospital that I am in and that I was supposed to be getting electroshock treatments, but instead, the Anus appeared in the OR and that she was going to lobotomize me. I woke up shaking and screaming and needed a med. After breakfast I took a short walk down the trail to the river and everything went well. I decided to go a bit further after lunch since the morning went so well. I reached the river and those damned beavers seemed to be almost done with their dams. I threw a few rocks at them out of frustration and those fucking things started chasing me. I reached home without being bitten. We’re going to have chicken quesadillas for supper, then play a game of Catan before sitting back and watching ‘Phantasm’.
Anus on the brain 5/5/2024 2:58 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magoo has Anus-on-the-brain!
Lop Guest 5/5/2024 11:59 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I managed to sleep well since I took 2 meds before going to sleep after watching ‘Phantasm’. Now the bad part. I got up, did my bathroom routine, and went downstairs for breakfast. I was sitting at the table and waiting for my wife to put breakfast on the table. Well, she came in and turned to me, and it was the Anus!!! OMG!! I had an immediate meltdown! Two meds later I finally awoke from the horrible experience. My wife suggested that I sit on the porch and rest awhile before supper. AS I was sitting there, I heard a lot of chirping. Suddenly there were scores of squirrels running to attack me. I managed to stumble and get safely in the house. We’re having pizza tonight and then will return to the hospital. See you next week lads.
Anonymous Coward 5/6/2024 11:27 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Another schizo weekend for the Magoo!!
Anonymous Coward 5/6/2024 12:12 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus is just permanently schizo with no help in sight.
Anonymous Coward 5/6/2024 4:40 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Anus is living rent-free in Magus's head.
Anonymous Coward 5/6/2024 11:24 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Is his head that big?????????
Anonymous Coward 5/7/2024 11:15 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus has 100s of demons living rent free in his head dontcha know?
Anonymous Coward 5/7/2024 12:47 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Besides Anus, there is Marco, beans, vicious, ccschizo, Elaine, etc etc etc.
Anonymous Coward 5/8/2024 1:00 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus never met a demon he did not let live rent free in his head.
HTH 5/8/2024 1:14 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo BOG has a rent-free room also!!
gossip 5/9/2024 7:46 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo BOG's alive?
Rumor has it 5/9/2024 3:32 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo I heard Magoo was testing a new butt plug design and he got it stuck so they sent him to the infirmary to have it surgically removed. The anesthesia caused him to have visions of werewolves stealing his dessert from his lunch tray so he went berserk. A SWAT team had to come get him.
Anonymous Coward 5/9/2024 6:44 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo I heard he did BOG.
Anonymous Coward 5/9/2024 7:26 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Not even BOG would stoop that low m
Anonymous Coward 5/9/2024 8:11 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo 24 hours until showtime. I can almost smell the a-1 sauce/fromunda odor.
Anonymous Coward 5/10/2024 12:10 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus watch is ON!!
Anonymous Coward 5/10/2024 6:36 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Will he bring his butt plugs along?
Anonymous Coward 5/10/2024 10:29 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Yes, the one he got stuck up in him.
Lop Guest 5/10/2024 11:47 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had only one meltdown this week and it was horrible. I had trouble hearing so I was seen by an ENT doc. He looked in my left ear and there was a cockroach nesting in it. He started to use tweezers and I started to feel very anxious. He anesthetized me and removed to the entrenched cockroach from my ear canal. When I came to, I had a meltdown thinking about how long that fucking cockroach was in my ear and why it chose me. Some meds and one day in seclusion and all was well. The weather is beautiful here and the drive home was quite pleasant. We arrived home and got into the house without any incidents. I went outside and stood on the porch to look at all greenery that’s finally returned. Then, like a squadron of dive bombers, a flock of ravens began dive bombing and crapping on me. I went inside and asked my wife to help clean the poop off of me and she replied, ‘what poop’? Tonight its going to be chicken sandwiches with fresh vegetables for supper. Afterwards we’ll play a game of ‘Shameless’ then watch reruns of ‘Married With Children’.
Anonymous Coward 5/11/2024 12:34 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Looks like the weekend started off with a schizo bang for Magus!!
Anonymous Coward 5/11/2024 3:57 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo And he's got 2 ays left at home!
Lop Guest 5/12/2024 10:31 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I forgot to take a med and as a result I had nightmares after watching several episodes of ‘Married With Children. I dreamed that Al and Peg Bundy were agents of Satan who were sent by resentful ravens to disembowel me and feed my entrails to the feral hogs. I woke up in a cold sweat and was about to have a meltdown before my wife got a med down my throat. This morning I went to the basement to do laundry after breakfast. As I was about to come back upstairs when I heard someone call my name. I turned and looked and it was Al and Peg Bundy again both wielding machetes and said “the hogs are hungry and you are on the menu”. I immediately melted down and my wife again came to the rescue with a med. Tonight its going to be rotisserie chicken with sides, then will binge watch ‘Star Wars’ movies.
Anonymous Coward 5/12/2024 10:53 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus, had yet another schizo day at home!
Anonymous Coward 5/12/2024 4:35 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo "resentful ravens"
Anonymous Coward 5/12/2024 8:18 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Title of the schizo scene: "The Bundys go Schizo".
Lop Guest 5/13/2024 11:54 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Hi Lads, I had a good night’s sleep as my wife made sure I took a med before going to bed last night. After getting up and having breakfast I took a walk down the river trail. Oddly, when I reached the river there were no beavers around, until I turned around. They were massed behind me and started to approach displaying their large incisors and making a weird noise. I was forced to jump into the river and swim downstream to escape them. While walking home through the woods I was beset upon by two 6 feet tall ravens who telepathically communicated to me that they were going to peck my eyes out. I started running and heard their large wings flapping behind as they pursued me all the way back to the house. I got inside, looked out the window, but they were gone. Tonight we’re having the prime rib I bought for my wife for Mothers Day, then I will be returning to the hospital.
Anonymous Coward 5/13/2024 11:55 am UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo YAY! Magus is still schizo as EVA!!
Anonymous Coward 5/13/2024 5:08 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Reliable sources tell me that Magoo is hard at work in a secret laboratory deep in the asylum. He's developing a new butt plug which is so secret that we really don't know much about it. It may have an electric motor, but this is not confirmed.
Anonymous Coward 5/13/2024 7:37 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo It prolly a therapy butt plug.
Anonymous Coward 5/13/2024 9:13 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Magus is one creepy guy.
Anonymous Coward 5/14/2024 12:00 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Yes, and being schizo is the latest addition to suspect character disorder.
Anonymous Coward 5/14/2024 5:18 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo Does Magus plan to sell buttplugs on Ebay or Etsy?
HTH 5/14/2024 7:46 pm UK	Re: Labor Day 2020 The Day Magus Melted Down And Went Full Schizo He's a business man you know. so, yes, he plans to sell the buttplugs.