We Love ~leela Thread

Nowie 4/27/2024 4:12 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Hey dood, you know I'm a power bottom that's why I moved to the tent city in the hope some feral bogan or drunk abo would invade my cornhole. But it seems I'm just an unfuckable mutant since my ex set her paid goons on me? Unreadable wall of cringe for ten paragraphs.
A. Taint 4/27/2024 4:22 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Woo chocolate! It wasn't the chocolate you loved It was the cream And that little ball shaped treat ...[/] In the centre.
Anonymous Coward 4/27/2024 4:29 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ The chocolate.. Was special 2..
Anonymous Coward 4/27/2024 5:41 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Anus whipped up a Thor based stir fry with a glazed frog gravy with my wife's toilet brush. Then she whipped my CourtNuts with that toilet brush and then she skedaddled out of town leaving me with an old pool floaties that looked like my wife. I am forever scarred by that woman. My anals were never the same.
SMIRK 4/27/2024 5:53 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread BUTT, BUTT WAIT AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES WITH A STICK OF BUTTER. YOUR ANALS WILL FEEL BETTER.
Anonymous Coward 4/27/2024 9:24 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Whiplash. You all have such great imaginations. Facts: - I freaked out about having a cancer test. Never said I had it. 2o years later, I still don't have any cancer except you turds. - Leelz and I had cocktails on my balcony when I lived in TX. It was the same weekend we went out to see Omega. Still don't know where that pic is, but it happened. And it was fun. Three Loppers in a room...She took off in the middle of the night after we got back to my place. That is her style. - Leelz and I had that competitive female-type relationship where we were intermittent bitches to each other, but we always got over it. I was 100% there for her during her health issues. I miss her a lot. Much like many of you. ~ta~
Nowie 4/27/2024 11:18 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Whiplash. You all have such great imaginations. Facts: - I freaked out about having a cancer test. Never said I had it. 2o years later, I still don't have any cancer except you turds. - Leelz and I had cocktails on my balcony when I lived in TX. It was the same weekend we went out to see Omega. Still don't know where that pic is, but it happened. And it was fun. Three Loppers in a room...She took off in the middle of the night after we got back to my place. That is her style. - Leelz and I had that competitive female-type relationship where we were intermittent bitches to each other, but we always got over it. I was 100% there for her during her health issues. I miss her a lot. Much like many of you. ~ta~ We know Ms Ta, we miss her too! Now I've got my very own trolls and it only took me 4 years! I should start a youtube channel and monetise my trolls with merch like "Nowie was ere" T-shirts and coffee mugs. My trolls will be fashionable!
Nowie T-shirt merch 4/28/2024 1:09 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread My Great Great grand dad was a British convict!
Anonymous Coward 4/28/2024 1:20 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread BUTT, BUTT WAIT AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES WITH A STICK OF BUTTER. YOUR ANALS WILL FEEL BETTER. Leela always had a way with a stick of butter.
Anonymous Coward 4/28/2024 2:16 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Imma smoke to that one.
Nowie 4/28/2024 2:24 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread My Great Great grand dad was a British convict! He sure was! He stole a loaf of bread to feed his family of 7 kids.
katya 4/28/2024 2:41 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Pocahontas still would not be proud of her as her representative. "Trump has no one close to him, say sources close to him." Shifty Schiff, Nine Inches Around the Neck - World’s Smallest Collar - Should be in Jail!
profundities abound tonite 4/28/2024 4:17 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread He sure was! He stole a loaf of bread to feed his family of 7 kids. You know, who of those who lived a few hundred years ago EVER CONSIDER that in the future.. One asshole could just pick and write a message , with his finger , and piss off another asshole (who he's never met) CLEAR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD! instantaneosly... And then go take a dump. Cheers mate!
telephones are dead 4/28/2024 2:12 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread (Follow up to above) In films, phones played key rolls in plots To create a sense of tense isolation, the phone line was cut (in the house or up the pole). Alibis.. countless examples come to mind. Look how they used phone booths in Tommy Crown1. So creative. Point is, that's all gone. Cellular phone technology has ruined so many potential plots. Its very hard to concidve of the many ways to use cellphones as telephones were so creatively (over) used.. In fictional writing. In the past.
Anonymous Coward 4/28/2024 7:03 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread But who decontaminated who Ms. Anus? 7312112
CS 4/29/2024 3:47 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Was there ever a fund set up for her daughter? I hope she got to stay with grandma, and NOT the twat she procreated with. I know she said he was a good dad, but I just can’t imagine she would want her raised in UAE.
gravely, no grave 4/29/2024 9:20 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ We, as a collective forum body , are not yet convinced of her passing. The poster who communicated ~L's demise is of questionable character and prone to confused hysterical postings. As for her forum-minions and cuck-toadies .. WELL , YOU can bank kn their characters Many on this forum CANNOT! GOOD DAY SIR.
It simply WON'T DO! 4/29/2024 11:02 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread GOOD DAY SIR! " I do say Holmes, that was a rather scurrulous and very abrupt way of dismissing that chap, surely you overreacted a bit?" " My dear Watson, Surely you heard the man reference the husband's home country? Even you would otherwise note that such a reference , regardless of seeming goodwill, such a reference was quite obviously; DOXXING. and as such his whole character and entire statement comes into question".
Lieutenant Colombo 4/29/2024 11:14 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Weird how if you write a name in a box people will think it's really them? Weird Cupid can't remember her password too. I guess that must just be a coincidence? Thank you ma'am I do hope you sleep well tonight. God bless.
FOR REELZ? 4/30/2024 12:09 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ LIEUTENENT COLUMBO?
NOT Lieutenant Columbo 4/30/2024 1:08 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread No I am NOT Lietenant Columbo. God Bless.
Nowie 4/30/2024 2:27 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread You know, who of those who lived a few hundred years ago EVER CONSIDER that in the future.. One asshole could just pick and write a message , with his finger , and piss off another asshole (who he's never met) CLEAR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD! instantaneosly... And then go take a dump. Cheers mate! Hahaha Dood! Did you set up a camera in my bathroom don't tell the local Fookbook mother's group of my small penis, or they will break out in song and dance singing "Short dick man!" every time they see me... Oh man! There really are consequences for trolling online... I'm so doomed!
tee hee 4/30/2024 2:46 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread (Nowie is trollmatized downundah.)
Help 4/30/2024 3:15 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Help! Please buy my book! Frozen in time-missing Jim. By Thor. Free toilet brush with every purchase!
Gay Frogman Alex Joooooones 4/30/2024 7:50 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread So...Does anyone else now believe that the larptard K2 is also Nowie and most posters ITT and OTF?
Nowie 5/1/2024 5:18 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread So...Does anyone else now believe that the larptard K2 is also Nowie and most posters ITT and OTF? Nope I don't believe that at all. Mrs Elaine has built up over the last two decades a cast of luminous people with whom everyone interacts here around the clock. Of which I am but one, because Mrs Elaine is super popular having been the OG mother hen of Conspiracy Fora.
K2 IS Nowie 5/1/2024 4:42 pm UK	Nowie = K2 thread So...Does anyone else now believe that the larptard K2 is also Nowie and most posters ITT and OTF? K2/Nowie: "Nope I don't believe that at all."
Anonymous Coward 5/1/2024 4:49 pm UK	Re: I Stuck a Peanut in my Butt ^^
F.B. KNowie2 = stalker 5/1/2024 5:13 pm UK	truth = hurts ^ Yep
K2 5/1/2024 7:17 pm UK	NATIONAL FORUM TATTLER "FURIOUS K2 DISSASSOCITES ALL FORUM TIES WITH NOWIE" " For the social forums record let me state CLEARLY: I AM NOT NOW, NOR HAVE I NEVER BEEN, THE DESPICABLE F.B. STALKER/POSTER KNOWN AS NOWIE!"
CS 5/1/2024 11:45 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread Sorry to burst your bubble, Colombo, I’m just me. Not on the forums as much, I escaped to a rural area where I raise animals, so some gardening, still homeschooling my asshole child (holy fuck, he’s a TEENAGER, he was a baby when I first found the forums). There’s no conspiracy, no ulterior motive, we’re just all getting old as shit. Believe what you want. When I switched phones, passwords didn’t make it over, and I’m too lazy to make another account just to post a few times a year. -CS
light on for ya!7 5/2/2024 12:09 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ I moved too, to Montana! big sky me. Yeah it's a stretch. COLD WINTERS. three kids grew up, moved on/out. Labrador puppies to tend, and a few sheep! Take care. Don't be a stranger! -KL
Anonymous Coward 5/2/2024 12:42 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ either of you doods on F.B.? -Nowie
Nowie da FB professional! 5/2/2024 2:45 am UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ either of you doods on F.B.? -Nowie I only went to Ms Leelz FB page 2 or 3 times, I have no idea why people think I stalked Ms Leelz and one of those times was after Ms Daisy said "Ms Leelz was gone." I miss Ms Leelz too!
Nowie's F.B. stalker juice is gone dry 5/3/2024 12:53 pm UK	Re: We Love ~leela Thread ^ "Poor me another Forum keeper, keep em ci. ci.. comin." "Look mack, you drained the last of it , there ain't no moar" "You're .. yuo're holdin out on me!" "No, I'm tellin ya straight. Nowie's F.B. stalker troll juice is .. EMPTY. GONZO. KAPUT.. Now.. be a good little troll.. switch to somethin other... OR HIT THE STREET! I GOTS A SOCIAL FORUM TA RUN HERE."