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We Love ~leela Thread

the daiy aoussie myuoosic died
5/3/2024 1:19 pm UK

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" whas that? HEY BAHR KEEP...

TURN THAT UP!"

.. Return to Rio has become the latest in a long line of Australian music festivals to get the axe.
Organisers confirmed that the NSW festival, which describes itself as the 'ultimate weekend away', will not be able to go ahead this year due to rising costs.

In an Instagram post, they said they were cancelling the festival 'after a lot of thought' and with a 'heavy heart' but shared their hopes to return again in 2025.

They claimed that additional costs imposed by NSW Police and Health to cover policing and medical services have made it 'almost impossible' to run the event.

'After a lot of thought, and with very heavy hearts we're sad to announce Return to Rio 2024 won't be going ahead,' organisers penned in a lengthy statement

It is the latest in a long line of festivals Down Under to be axed this year, causing concern over

the future of live music in Australia...."

CASIO
5/4/2024 3:57 pm UK

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"I only went to Ms Leelz FB page 2 or 3 times, I have no idea why people think I stalked Ms Leelz and one of those times was after Ms Daisy said "Ms Leelz was gone."

I miss Ms Leelz too!"


I know right?!

You molest one kid one time and are forever labelled a pedo.

You sound like a cool guy, maybe you could write to me in prison and when I get out I can teach you how to stalk better?

K2
5/5/2024 2:55 pm UK

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We got a CS and a -ta-and a Katya
But still no leelaz:(
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Jenny on the beach
5/5/2024 8:34 pm UK

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"But still no leelaz:(


quietly chuckling she read the latest entry of the thread (postumately) dedicated to her.
"5 pages!"
5 pages.
That she was even remembered ..
5 pages...

"Hey mom, comin in? Waters awesome!"

~leel.. Jenny now , jumped from her towel and happy scampered out to the breaking waves she launched and headfirst dove in.

It was ..

her new life.

And it was..

awesome.

Nowie
5/5/2024 8:59 pm UK

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I know right?!

You molest one kid one time and are forever labelled a pedo.

You sound like a cool guy, maybe you could write to me in prison and when I get out I can teach you how to stalk better?


Err no thanks...

People in prison aren't really the sort of people I associate with all that often. And I don't want to cyber stalk people, I just wanted to see if Ms Leelz was as cute as everydood said.

Mark gets rough
5/5/2024 9:37 pm UK

Mark's not so polite interrogation

You just wanted to see.
And did you .. see?

Well.. yes..

THREE TIMES YOU SAW!

I..

was it ONLY THREE TIMES!?

well maybe 4.. maybe 31.. I CAN'T REMEMBER (sobbing now)

SLAP .. SLAP SLAP!!

GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES, YOU DAM.. PIECE OF JELLY![b/]

This is what you did , YOU STALKED HER. MERCILESSY.. AND WHEN SHE COULD STAND NO MORE.. you started writing..
[b[WRITING IN HER F.B.!!!


(silent sobbing..)

YES YES!!

(long pause. Mark pulls out his dimestore baseball game, tilting it back and forth..)

And then..

she escaped.

Into the night.

Into a new name, a new identity..

And a new life

at the beach..

more victim's , more stories
5/5/2024 11:17 pm UK

meanwhile.. at an overcrowded 'me also' meeting..

A lone , pale shadow of a woman stands up

( the raucus crowd is quickly silent..)

"Hello..

My name is Ms. Daisy"

(The crowd erupts;

"Hello Ms. Daisy!"

" I also was viscuosly shadow stalked..

on F.B. .."

LOPGUEST
5/5/2024 11:28 pm UK

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My fondest memories of Leela is in this song.

Nowie
5/5/2024 11:50 pm UK

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Hey dood, you know I'm a power bottom that's why I moved to the tent city in the hope some feral bogan or drunk abo would invade my cornhole.

But it seems I'm just an unfuckable mutant since my ex set her paid goons on me?

Unreadable wall of cringe for ten paragraphs.


I've thought of an appropriate response.

The harpy who I constantly complain about exerts way too much influence over my life and I think it's about time that stopped.

She hasn't done anything good over the last thirty years that left me with a positive impression of her and I'm quite certain that whatever which cocksucker sent her probably didn't get the result they wanted. Or at least it seems that way.

On one hand I should help her family fleece the cocksucker who agreed to send her to finally get rid of her, but that situation would not last long and said cocksucker would quickly realise their big plan failed miserably. However, if that causes problems for them, that would be really great and an ideal solution.

On the other hand, I should just be open and forthright in convincing everyone involved what a colossal screw up in whatever objective they hoped to achieve.

I still want to whack that bitch in the head with a brick and genocide her family. As for the mysterious cocksucker, I hope that they get rooted in prison for being indirectly responsible for the harpy's actions over the last three decades.

As you can see, I'm not as irate as normal due to there only being five paragraphs of incel cringe.

Anonymous Coward
5/5/2024 11:54 pm UK

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The song *IS* Leela!
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Nowie
5/5/2024 11:56 pm UK

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1.) You just wanted to see.
And did you .. see?


2.) This is what you did , YOU STALKED HER. MERCILESSY.. AND WHEN SHE COULD STAND NO MORE.. you started writing..
[b[WRITING IN HER F.B.!!!


3.) And then..

she escaped.

Into the night.

Into a new name, a new identity..

And a new life

at the beach..


1.) Yes I saw Ms Leelz profile and she's really pretty.

2.) I only went to Ms Leelz profile twice before Ms Ta's announcement about Ms Leelz unfortunate demise.

3.) That would be awesome, I think it'd be great if she came back.

Nowie = A. Taint jr.
5/6/2024 12:38 am UK

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"I think it would be

GREAT

if she came back"
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Maggot Stomper
5/6/2024 3:45 am UK

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"Err no thanks...

People in prison aren't really the sort of people I associate with all that often. And I don't want to cyber stalk people, I just wanted to see if Ms Leelz was as cute as everydood said."



Oh...so you stalked Leela due to peer pressure and internet clout?

None of it was your fault and like the Nazi prison guards you were just trying to fit in with the stalker culture?

Die in a fire you worm. You would probably have raped her if an anon here gave the go ahead.

Have you even evolved a backbone, you pathetic invertebrate?

Nowie
5/6/2024 4:00 am UK

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Oh...so you stalked Leela due to peer pressure and internet clout?

None of it was your fault and like the Nazi prison guards you were just trying to fit in with the stalker culture?

Die in a fire you worm. You would probably have raped her if an anon here gave the go ahead.

Have you even evolved a backbone, you pathetic invertebrate?


No, I did not stalk Ms Leelz.

Googling someone isn't the same as rummaging through their garbage.

You seem to be pushing this whole "Nowie stalker" bull for some unspoken reason.

You're clearly a female and I have no idea whatever your problem is.

Anonymous Coward
5/6/2024 4:35 am UK

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Oh for fucks sake would you just shut the fuck up?

~ta~

Nowie
5/6/2024 6:09 am UK

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Oh for fucks sake would you just shut the fuck up?

~ta~


Sorry Ms Ta.

We all know Ms Leelz was a source of great joy in your life and many people are looking to lash out at people they want to blame for Ms Leelz passing.

A psychologist would say...
"Making other people out to be the "bad guy", sooths our grief because we all want to assign blame to someone we dislike. Because people like making others they dislike unpopular to make us "feel" better. It's a Bandaid over a horrible injury and we all just want pain to go away. It's a type of relinquishing any culpability on our part for every time we made the recently deceased sad because others are comparatively worse than us."
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shirley, you must die
5/6/2024 10:54 am UK

We Love ~leela Thread

Shirley lived on a planet where food was consumed, butt only cwrmoniously.
True food was 'energy'.
Energy was 'life.'
Orr 'death'.
You see to 'feed' was to give life, not take it.
In the 'giving' life was renewed, paradoxically, by 'taking' life energy also was 'taken'.
And one 'died'
Shirley, was a 'taker'
She fed off the 'pain' of others, and, by her own selfish taking.

Well.. you know what happened.

The gal who fell to earth
5/6/2024 11:57 am UK

an exerpt from : The Book of many Great Secrets

"You .. will live
Butt just barely
You will live in..
Bumfuk texass.
You will have little, nothing the like of which you currently enjoy.
Stripped of all you may exist.
But know this
In all you do, of all the places you go
You MUST be as no one.
Of this there is no err.
You MUST BE AS NO ONE..

And thus sayeth..

SHE FELL.

Anti Stalk Stompers
5/6/2024 3:16 pm UK

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"Googling someone isn't the same as rummaging through their garbage.

You seem to be pushing this whole "Nowie stalker" bull for some unspoken reason."

Maybe it's because you claimed, by your own admission, that you ONLY STALKED HER 3 or 4 times?

Now that people think you are an even bigger creepy weirdo you are trying to act like you didn't stalk her. Weird huh?

How many photos did you save?

How many times have you jerked off to them?

What about the pics of her kid? You save them so you can jack off to them once she's 18?
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Shirley
5/6/2024 10:25 pm UK

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Shirley lived on a planet where food was consumed, butt only cwrmoniously.
True food was 'energy'.
Energy was 'life.'
Orr 'death'.
You see to 'feed' was to give life, not take it.
In the 'giving' life was renewed, paradoxically, by 'taking' life energy also was 'taken'.
And one 'died'
Shirley, was a 'taker'
She fed off the 'pain' of others, and, by her own selfish taking.

Well.. you know what happened.

Yes

I do

SHIRLEY SAID ;

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK YOU!
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BadBrad
5/7/2024 1:04 am UK

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Did Leela get banned?

Anonymous Coward
5/11/2024 2:23 am UK

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No Brad, maybe you should read the thread from page one.

Anonymous Coward
5/11/2024 11:47 am UK

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Who is this leela dude?

Cat O 9
5/12/2024 9:28 pm UK

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Virginia is for lovers. What happened there TA?
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Golden Freddie
5/12/2024 9:33 pm UK

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Godzilla gets the last laugh?

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